so. my day has been completely awesome so far.
woke up (after several morning interruptions) at ten to ten. laze about a bit, was getting ready to watch bones when dad calls (11:30). he can't find his keys to the extera, so i need to bring him the spare.
so i get (somewhat) presentable, out of my pj's, brush my teeth, etc, and head into town. gotta go out to the west hills (which i hate 'cause i hate hills). there's construction on this bridge, so we're stopped, and a yellow extera pulls up behind the motorcycle behind me. i'm like, that's not dad, right? he would have called. i lean out the window to see if i can see the little saddle that's on his rear view, but can't tell. so i keep going, up this gigantor hill that my car doesn't like. get to the top, drive a bit, then glance over at my cell 'cause it's lighting up.
dad's been trying to call me. he found his keys, and he's been following me for a while tryin'a get my attention.
anyway, he's done for the day and is gonna head home, so he's just going to follow me back. i coast down the crazy fucking hills and stuff, then i notice the car's acting weird. like, jerking and losing speed and rpms and not fucking revving. i stop at the stop sign at OB reilly, and i can't go again. can't start it, can't gas it, fucked.
i put it in neutral and dad rolls me into the pull off across the road. we check the oil and there isn't any, so we drive the block and a half to knechts (however it's spelled) and get some oil.
after we add it the car still won't stop, so dad fiddles with it a bit and we go back to knechts.
bought like $50 worth of weird filters and plugs and shit, but none of them work, so pretty much, my car's crapped out.
we get all of my important shit out of the car and return the stuff to knechts then go to this repair place to get a quote.
we've gotta go back and tow the car to the place later, as well as exchange this loaner car for dad's truck. it's going to be fun.
i'm not going anywhere for a few days unless my peeps play chauffer. supposedly the car'll be done friday, if it's not beyond repair anyhow. 191k miles isn't THAT many...
also, i said fuck around my dad like a gazillion times today and he doesn't give a shit, just laughs. only truly awesome thing.
KENNY, FUCKING CALL ME, BITCH.