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AAAAAAAAA [03 Sep 2008|11:37pm]

takhisis
HOLY FUCK BETA KEY BETA KET BETA KEY HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAA!
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An Evening in the Life [25 Aug 2008|11:30pm]

takhisis
J.: Man, I'm tired.
Me: I hear you. I'm SO tired.
J.: I'm so tired I'm comprised completely of Tiredonium molecules.
Me: Well, I was bitten by a radioactive Tired spider!
J.: Oh yeah? My parents, on the planet Tiredon, placed me as a tired infant in a Tired rocket and sent me to Earth!
Me: MY PARENTS! ARE DEAD! FROM BEING TIRED!
J.: ...DAMMIT! Fucking Batman.
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