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The Embarrassing Truth....What Buffy will NEVER know!
This is in honor of wide_rider and mrsdrake. Badfic and smells prompts? :)

The Embarrassing Truth
by LadyForASH

“Toss me another, Rupes.” Ethan smirked as Rupert Giles rolled another bottle of ale across the floor. Ethan had one bird draped in his lap, the other sat behind him with her arms around his neck. Rupert Giles’ lap was just as full. Clothes were scattered across the flat’s floor. All were naked, and none cared.

Alcohol had a way of taking away inhibitions. Toss magic in with that mess, and well…you had a mess.

Rupert Giles tilted back another bottle and drained it. He gave the blonde head in his lap a wink and rocked his hips. “What are you waiting for?” he smirked.

It was in that moment that it happened. Everyone gasped at the loud sound emitting from Rupert Giles. The girl in his lap flew up to her feet. Giles’ face turned red, and Ethan began to laugh. He gasped, fighting for breath, and then laughed again. “Oh God, Rupes. No more ale for you. That was a real Ripper!”

And that, my friends, is how Ripper was born.