Jean-Pierre Barda bögar ([info]athlongeek) wrote in [info]advice,
@ 2003-12-29 03:26:00
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When I go to Taco Bell tomorrow, should I spend the extra 80 cents and get the healthier chicken chalupa, or should I save the pennies and go with the beef one?

Seriously, my life is full of so many decisions these days, I'm about to explode. Next time they ask me "do you want any sauces with that?" at the drive-thru, I'm going to throw a grenade in there.

FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BASTARDS.

Anyways, what do you think?

Oh PS I had gay sex with my cousin the other day and now my ass hurts. What should I do?


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(Anonymous)
2003-12-29 12:27 am UTC (link)
Go chicken. Save the cows. You know you wanna.

Fuck that shit.. we got mad cow disease in america now.. eat all the beef you can!

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[info]athlongeek
2003-12-29 12:28 am UTC (link)
What about the sauce? Mild, Hot, or Fire?

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-29 12:43 am UTC (link)
Your icon makes me want to touch myself.

I love faceless men in business suits. I see a lot of them in my line of work.

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-29 03:42 pm UTC (link)
No, stupid. I'm a CEO.

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[info]aquariumdrink_r
2004-01-02 08:08 pm UTC (link)
ha!

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-29 12:37 am UTC (link)
whatever matches the taste of your SPUNK!

%^&&MUFFY&&^%

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-29 12:28 am UTC (link)
Just throw the grenade, my friend.

~ Nelly ~ xoxo ~

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[info]athlongeek
2003-12-29 12:30 am UTC (link)
I'm just worried they'll put the blown up employees in the tacos.

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-29 12:41 am UTC (link)
That is a legitimate concern these days. After all, the companies wouldn't want to lose profits.

Hmm. What a dilemma. Honestly, I'm torn. I'll have to hand this toughie to someone smarter than I am.

OH!! LIekomg. Try McDonald's!! With all the mad cow, they wouldn't DARE any more bad publicity! They'd probably apologize to you if you blew them up.

~ Nelly ~ xoxoxo ~

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[info]athlongeek
2003-12-29 12:33 am UTC (link)
I think they make you pay before they start making the tacos.

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[info]rambo187
2003-12-29 12:37 am UTC (link)
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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[info]terrence16
2003-12-29 12:44 am UTC (link)
Thanks so much for belittling my predicament. It's really positively smashing to know that there are people in this community who care about giving advice instead of mocking people in unusual situations. I mean, honestly. I'm touched.

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[info]terrence16
2003-12-29 03:50 pm UTC (link)
Your reading comprehension is simply off the charts. You must have gotten a perfect 800 on your verbal SATs.

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[info]rambo187
2003-12-29 12:47 am UTC (link)
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAG JEW, WHAT IN THE FUCK CAN YOU POSSIBLY SAY ABOUT BELITTLING YOUR FUCKING PREDICAMENT? YOU ENJOYED ALLOWING YOUR FUCKING COUSIN TO RIP HIS FLESHY MEAT-SABER INTO YOUR FUCKING MAN-ASS, YOU FAGGOT. WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THAT, YOU STUPENDOUS FAGGOT?

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[info]rambo187
2003-12-29 12:54 am UTC (link)
YOU ARE OSAMA BIN LADEN, YOU AFGHAN PIECE OF SHIT.

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[info]rambo187
2003-12-29 12:59 am UTC (link)
YOUR STUPID NIGGER MOTHER IS A FUCKING GIMMICK, YOU IRANIAN FAGGOT.

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[info]rambo187
2003-12-29 01:51 am UTC (link)
OF COURSE I DID YOU FAGGOT, WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

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[info]rabidcollie
2003-12-30 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Edit, fuck beaten

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[info]athlongeek
2003-12-30 06:37 pm UTC (link)
Furry.

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[info]nullcherri
2003-12-29 02:00 am UTC (link)
stupendous

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-29 02:49 pm UTC (link)
Okay, look.

Does the term "sockpuppet" mean anything to you?

Nobody believes that this Rambo character of yours is really your psycho cousin. Or that anything you've said is true, really.

You can stop now. Nobody buys it.

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[info]terrence16
2003-12-29 03:48 pm UTC (link)
NO, the terms "sockpuppet" and "troll" and whatever the fuck else you people have been throwing at me don't mean a goddamn thing to me, because I don't fucking spend a lot of time online so I don't have a "netspeak-to-English" translator built into my fucking brain, you anonymous coward.

And Rambo is obviously not my psycho cousin. Psycho doesn't mean complete idiot. My cousin's done a lot of stupid shit in his life but he has a solid grasp on the basic principles of English grammar.

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-29 03:30 pm UTC (link)
Oh quit whining, you fucking troll.

sincerely, me

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[info]terrence16
2003-12-29 03:51 pm UTC (link)
The calibre of advice in this community will simply never cease to astonish me.

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[info]terrence16
2003-12-29 03:52 pm UTC (link)
And how many times is it necessary to state that I'm not a "troll"? I don't have a bright neon afro and a matching jewel sprouting out of my navel, so I don't know where you're getting that from other than your freakish anonymous fantasies. Fuckin' asshat.

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[info]nullcherri
2003-12-29 02:08 am UTC (link)
oh man that IS a predicament.
:(

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[info]nullcherri
2003-12-29 02:08 am UTC (link)
about the tacos, i mean

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[info]superdoe
2003-12-29 12:42 pm UTC (link)
This is a place for people to get advice on their real issues, NOT a place to be a pain in the ass and throw racial slurs, among other things. Grow up. Get a life. And cause problems elsewhere.

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[info]athlongeek
2003-12-30 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Nigga please.

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