sar-chasm: the giant gulf between the sarcastic comment and the person who doesn't get it.
Location: Virginia
About me:: I'm a biology major and plan on getting my master's (and possibly my PhD) in marine biology. My minor is Russian. I tried creative writing, but found it almost impossible to get along with any of my instructors. I swim competitively (and am rather good, if I may say so myself), I horseback ride, and play the classical guitar. I could probably play ANY guitar, but I've found classical to be harder, and therefore more interesting. I'm an animal enthusiast, a war history buff, and a concert whore. I probably see more live music in a month than most people do in a year. I love philosophy, religion, and philosophy OF religion along with the science of creation. I tend to tinker around with abstract thoughts and questions that I will never know the answers to. I'm an advocate for all things casual and take way too much enjoyment out of being a cynic.
About my journal: My journal has everything you could possibly think of in it - real life updates, online stuff updates, memes, introspection, random thoughts and opinions - except for my writing (for that, go to
What I write: I like realistic fiction, though I sure as hell don't limit myself to it. Right now I'm working on four 'projects' - one's slightly angsty realistic fiction, one's depressing animal-perspective fiction, one's... horror? I guess, and the other's a sort-of urban fantasy satire. I like making fun of things and I also like not knowing where a story goes.
What I prefer not to write: Fanfiction and epic fantasy, though I can be persuaded to do either. It all really depends on what I FEEL like writing. Oh, and I will never write a poem.
What I read: I love me some classics and some humor - even if that humor's non-fiction. It's hard to really put a sticker on what I like and what I don't because, really, it's more of a matter of what happens to catch my eye and what I happen to enjoy. I DON'T like most urban fantasy - Twilight makes my eyes bleed - and most other kinds of fantasy honestly don't tickle me the right way. However, some of my favorite authors/books are fantasy-ish, so this certainly isn't a rule. I guess I could say that a book needs to have passion or purpose behind it - I don't like authors who write just to write because that always ends up boring me to tears and I don't like "Deus Ex Machina" plots; there has to be a REASON for everything - OR it just has to be damn funny.
Favorite Author's: Fyodor Dostoevsky, Douglas Addams, R.A. Salvatore, Shakespeare, Bill Bryson, Neil Gaiman.
Favorite book(s): Crime and Punishment, Vanity Fair, Good Omens, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Wish List, A Short History of Nearly Everything, The Silmarillion.
Could I edit someone else's work: ...Sure. I'll edit, critique, whatever. Warning: I am a picky reader and will tear whatever you give me into itty bitty pieces, so don't come to me for feedback unless you can take it.
What I am looking for: Someone who's willing to read my work and who has a sense of humor? Really, just anyone.
