Title: Sunscorched
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage & Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Rating: R
Pairing: Squalo/Badou
Disclaimer: NOZZINK IS MEIN!
Feedback: Would be lurvely.
Notes: I can't believe how long this got, and how out of control my love for this pairing is getting. Written for optimus_fridge, whom I would not have this crossfandom crack addiction without. Very definitively written to "No Key, No Plan" by Okkervil River and "Oh Blah Wee" by Via Audio.

( shark/giraffe otp )

I entirely forgot to ever post this on here. Written for the DOGS kink meme, which could really use some writers EH EH.

I am also disgustingly proud of myself for finally fixing all my tags. LOOK HOW NEAT AND ORGANIZED THAT SHIT IS. LOOK!!

Title: In the House of the Lord, No Less
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bishop/Badou
Disclaimer: NO! NO! NO!
Feedback: Would be appreciated, as I don't write smut often.
Notes: For the anon request of Bishop/Badou - crossdressing.

( what the hell )

Title: Affair in Venice, Act I Scene I
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage & Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Rating: R
Pairing: Squalo/Badou
Disclaimer: NO! NO! NO!
Feedback: Please, no. It's not my fault. heyheywhat is a mind-washing soul stealer.
Notes: I KNOW, OKAY. I KNOW.

( what the hell )

Title: Lost Boys and the Living Dead
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: R
Pairing: None.
Disclaimer: I don't even own a dog, much less DOGS.
Feedback: Sliiide to the left, sliiide to the right, feeback now y'all, one hop this time DUN! one hop this time DUN!
Notes: More personal head-canon about L'Histoire de Badou Nails. A sequel to In a Coffin Marked Return to Sender.

Cross posted at dogs_manga and bulletsxcarnage.

( woof woof )

Title: Until Death Do You Part [and Thank Christ for That]
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: Hard R.
Pairing: Haine/Badou
Disclaimer: I've never seen those DOGS before in my life, I don't care who they bit.
Feedback: THE POPTARTS OF THE GODS!!
Notes: Written for arrankaara, who is fucking LURVELY and has been so very nice in waiting for this. WHAT A GAL.

Posted at dogs_manga.

( woof woof )

Title: Whats a Little Brain Damage Between Friends?
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: Hard R.
Pairing: Haine/Badou
Disclaimer: I don't even own a dog, much less DOGS.
Feedback: Is my sunshine, my only sunshine. It makes me happy, when clouds are gray. You'll never know, readers, how much I love you. So please send some feedback my way.
Notes: Written for mechaphilia. Thanks for being so patient, I had no idea it would turn out to be such a huge fucking monster when I started writing it. I hope you enjoy it!

Posted at dogs_manga.

( woof woof )

Title: Don't Flinch [But it's Gonna Hurt]
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Ratings: PG-13 to R
Pairing: Haine/Badou
Disclaimer: NOT MEIN.
Feedback: Lurvely.
Notes: The Beta prompt table from 1character, used soley for prompts and nothing else, as I ignored every rule on the list aside from "Write stuff."

( woof woof )

Title: In a Coffin Marked Return to Sender
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: Hard R for graphic violence.
Pairing: None.
Disclaimer: I don't even own a dog, much less DOGS.
Feedback: Is my sunshine, my only sunshine. It makes me happy, when clouds are gray. You'll never know, readers, how much I love you. So please send some feedback my way.
Notes: Personal head-canon fic about one [1] Mr Badou Nails.

Cross posted at dogs_manga and bulletsxcarnage.

( woof woof )

Title: For Green is the Heart of Your Greed
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Giovanni/Haine overtones.
Disclaimer: I don't even own a dog, much less DOGS.
Feedback: EEZ VUNDERVUL!!
Notes: Requested by gayistheway. I'm sorry I've been so slow in doing these requests, I keep beginning to write them and then ADDing to another one, I've got about five started and 0 finished. In any case. HAVE AT!

( This is, I believes called, Food Libraries. Food Libraries. )

Title: Scumbags and the Pitter-Patter of Little Feet
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: NC-17. I didn't say it loudly, but I said it.
Pairing: Haine/Badou
Disclaimer: I don't even own a dog, much less DOGS.
Feedback: Just one more comment, one little hit, I can stop anytime I want, just hook a brother up, man.
Notes: Requested by outbox. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THE SMUT CAME FROM?

( Awrooooooo )

Title: Them Bones Them Bones
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Haine/Badou
Disclaimer: I don't even own a dog, much less DOGS.
Feedback: Please and thank you.
Notes: Requested by arhena. Too big for a drabble, too small for a fic, lets call it a ficbble and wash our hands of this buisness. Hope you like it!

( Arf arf )

Idea from optimus_fridge, who stole it from damned_dervish who stole it from possibly David Bowie for all I know.

IN ANY CASE. Hallo kids!! What time is it? Why, it looks like prompt request o'clock!

You give me your pudding:
A pairing and a prompt.

And I'll trade you a banana:
Which can be anything from a drabble [100 words] to an epic longer than Beowulf [but with significantly fewer fur loin cloths]. You never know.

I reserve the right to call your pudding a bowl of disgusting asparagus and boogers:
If a pairing or a prompt just don't work for me, they just don't work, and I'm sorry! No rule says you can't give it another go, though, so spam spam away.

AND BY THE WAY:
I'm not going to do the prompts in any particular order [eg; order of response], so that everyone can possibly get a request filled at any point in time, giving an element of complete and total chaos and anarchy festive surprise to the whole thing. I'm going to make sure that NO request sits on the shelf for too long, though, HAVE NO FEAR of getting forgotten.

Alright? Alriiiiight.

Cheers,
RABID.

Title: Ay Ee Ai Oh Yew [Say it With Me]
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Haine/Badou if you put your slash goggles on.
Disclaimer: I don't even own a dog, much less DOGS.
Feedback: Would make me do a cheerful dance that people would come from miles all over to point and laugh at, in that order.
Notes: Requested by optimus_fridge. I don't know if this is QUITE what you were expecting but what with all the cocaine useage, this is how it came out.

( Bellyrubs for EVERYONE! )

Title: Somebody Put Something in My Drink
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: R
Pairing: Badou/Giovanni, some minor Badou/Naoto and Badou/Haine if you squint. And maybe a pinch of Giovanni/Haine.
Disclaimer: So very, utterly, completely not mine I may cry myself to sleep every night over it.
Feedback: Would be very much appreciated, as this is my first time writing Giovanni.
Notes: Dedicated to firstofsummer and optimus_fridge for being mostly if not entirely insane. This is all their fault. Cheers to the Ramones for naming this massive beast of a fic.

Cross posted to dogs_manga and bulletsxcarnage.

( Come here boy! Come here! Don't smell me there, HAHAHAHA. )

Title: Please Spray and Neuter Your Dogs
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: R
Pairing: Haine/Badou
Disclaimer: DOGS copyright someone who is not me.
Feedback: Is having your cake and eating it too. Also the cake is full of edible confetti and leprechauns' gold. And sunshine.
Notes: Written for faemous.
EDIT: NOW WITH AMAZING ART FROM boopkit EVERYONE LOOKLOOK.

Cross-posted to bulletsxcarnage and dogs_manga.

( Woof woof )

Title: Smoking Table for Two
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: R
Pairing: Badou/Naoto
Disclaimer: DOGS copyright someone who is not me.
Feedback:liness is next godliness. Cleanliness is actually for dorks, you see.

Cross-posted to bulletsxcarnage and dogs_manga.

( Woof woof )

These random word generator responses are definately some kind of internet cocaine. I'm sorry.

Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Ratings: PG-13 to R
Pairings: Yes. Also no.
Genre: The lot.
Disclaimer: I've never seen that goat before in my life, officer.
Feedback: Feeeeeeeeeeed[back] me.

( Woof woof )

Title: Non-Dits
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Rating: R
Pairing: Haine/Badou
Disclaimer: Not mine in the slightest.
Feedback: is the true meaning of life itself. Don't you wanna enter Nirvana?
Notes: Cheers to faemous for both beta and the conversation that helped the idea along [because what kinda name is Badou Nails anyway, in the great World of Nations Parade that DOGS is?]. The song that also gave inspiration/a damn title to this itty fic is Non-Dits by Olivia Ruiz and Christian Olivier.

Cross-posted to bulletsxcarnage and dogs_manga.

( This may in fact be a cut. Would you like to test this hypothesis? )

Another collection of short responses to prompts from nyah to get my brain working.

Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Ratings: PG-13 to R
Pairings: Quite the grab bag.
Genre: Pretty much the lot!
Disclaimer: I own nothing and nobody, sir, all charges must be dropped.
Feedback: Would be not only the icing on the cake, but the very CAKE ITSELF.

Cross-posted to bulletsxcarnage and dogs_manga, sorry if you see it twice.

( Woof woof )

Title: Assholes
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
Ratings: R
Pairings: Haine/Badou
Disclaimer: So very not mine it's painful to describe.
Feedback: Is what is in Santa's big bag o' presents. Come on, I've been good. Sort of.

( Fic just a CLICK AWAY! Magical as hell I know. )