Dan Goldman ([info]dangoldman) wrote in [info]act_i_vate,
@ 2007-06-02 00:45:00
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"KELLY": It Ain't Gonna Be Us


Welcome back to "KELLY"
Need a narrative supplement?

Act One
Act Two
And Then This Happened
Oh Yo This Was Crazy
Last Time


























This episode is dedicated to Oly, who busted my balls at Studio A in Miami to finish this... while I was on vacation. You should check her music; it's bees PLUS the knees.

This Thursday: things get hotter.



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[info]westival
2007-06-02 05:01 am UTC (link)
I can honestly say that this is the most bizarre comic experience ever. I don't even know what to say.

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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-02 09:03 pm UTC (link)
just say "i love you"

go on... it's easy when you're not afraid.

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(no subject) - [info]cirquoise, 2007-06-02 09:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dangoldman, 2007-06-02 09:36 pm UTC

[info]bobo_dreams
2007-06-02 05:02 am UTC (link)
Goddam. Shit is getting hot up in this bitch. Love the latest installment, man...what comes next?

My money is on space monkeys.

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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-02 09:06 pm UTC (link)
there will be no space monkeys appearing in "KELLY", though there IS a can of whoopass about to be opened over Max's brunch specialty so stick around.

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[info]benchilada
2007-06-02 05:35 am UTC (link)
Is it wrong that this comic actually makes me hotter with every continuing episode?

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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-02 09:07 pm UTC (link)
i'm working towards raising your skin surface temperature to the point at which you are completely hairless and golden all over. the meat is especially tasty at that point.

how'm i doin?

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Blank is the new blank
[info]super_glossy
2007-06-02 05:42 am UTC (link)
"Neo Nazi Tampon." That is brilliant. I hope to use it often.

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Re: Blank is the new blank
[info]dangoldman
2007-06-02 09:09 pm UTC (link)
the phrase or the tampon?

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(Anonymous)
2007-06-02 07:37 am UTC (link)
so good.
man, you have that screechy rosi perez "yo mookie, i know you didn't" delivery down for our lovely filth goddess! can you imagine getting scolded by that? eek. shrink those boys back in their sack, up your abdomen through your esophagus and out your pie hole. in that order.
excelsior!.........ursula

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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-02 09:12 pm UTC (link)
that was golden poetry. Theresa's inspired by, among other things, these elegant princesses I see on the subway that open their mouths to let loose foul chick-squawk... there's something simultaneously sexy and awful about it that feels so right for Max's filth-goddess

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Regarding Frittatas.
[info]lx
2007-06-02 09:11 am UTC (link)
Something tells me otherwise.

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Re: Regarding Frittatas.
[info]dangoldman
2007-06-02 09:13 pm UTC (link)
coy bitch. wait and see how i lead you on and on and on, like you were wearing a dog collar.
don't you fret; the biscuit's coming soon enough.

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[info]lucien75
2007-06-02 11:07 am UTC (link)
"Filth-goddess." If only we all had filth-goddesses.

I am lovin' this stuff. You continue to drag us along to places we didn't even know we wanted to be, and when we get there we don't want to leave. At least, I don't. Great stuff. Keep it coming whenever you can.



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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-02 09:15 pm UTC (link)
nicely put; I would love nothing more than to do this comic nonstop till the conclusion. let's see how hard and fast I can take it.

at the present, i'm doing my damnedest to get ahead so that I can not miss a beat while traveling next month. wish me luck and there'll be full bowls of "KELLY" through till July...

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[info]simonfraser
2007-06-02 12:54 pm UTC (link)
It's 'Double Indemnity' for the 21st Century!

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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-02 09:17 pm UTC (link)
You guys are soooooooooo cute when you think you know what's going to happen.

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[info]man_size
2007-06-02 01:43 pm UTC (link)
I hope Kelly has a sickle and a nine so he can go techno-caveman on those two freaks!!!

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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-02 09:19 pm UTC (link)
there's so much I want to say in response to "techno-caveman", but I don't want to tip my hat and spoil what's coming. stay tuned for more of what you already love.

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[info]c_andrew_s
2007-06-02 02:02 pm UTC (link)
I think I know where you are going with this and it is going to be awesome

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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-02 09:20 pm UTC (link)
heheheheh... can you feel it coming? do you know what IT is?

yes, I am totally getting off on teasing you kids.

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(no subject) - [info]lalato, 2007-06-05 04:04 am UTC
oooh yeah
[info]lukkucairi
2007-06-02 02:04 pm UTC (link)
don't stop, baby!

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Re: oooh yeah
[info]dangoldman
2007-06-02 09:21 pm UTC (link)
I... CAN'T... STOP!

There's a definite end to the story, but it's a loooooooooooooooong ways off yet. When we get there, you will know.

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Deja Voodoo
(Anonymous)
2007-06-02 05:38 pm UTC (link)
I have the distinct feeling I've seen the upcoming brunch scene in some weird-ass indy or foreign film. Just can't put my finger on it... ;-)

Jim H.

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Re: Deja Voodoo
[info]dangoldman
2007-06-02 09:32 pm UTC (link)
careful with that finger, Jim, you might get some poop on it.
i'm really not so big on homages. even though I'm letting it slowly unravel in public, this story has been written for over a year already and is still coming out as originally intended.

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[info]burket
2007-06-03 02:19 am UTC (link)
Oh no she deedent'

If it goes down i've got a tenner on our swastika tatted guru.

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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-03 03:30 am UTC (link)
that's funny; i usually put my money on whoever's got the gun.

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[info]uminthecoil
2007-06-03 02:30 am UTC (link)
always a pleasure :)
I got no idea what you've got in store, but you've got my absolute trust...heh

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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-03 03:29 am UTC (link)
excellent to hear... i won't let you down.

*salutes*

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[info]sxyblkmn
2007-06-03 03:42 am UTC (link)
man, just when i think i know the situation everything changes

i dig it

i dig it like a shovel!

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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-03 04:44 am UTC (link)
you're making my night over here; see you at breakfast?

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(no subject) - [info]sxyblkmn, 2007-06-03 04:48 am UTC
Re: Deja Voodoo
(Anonymous)
2007-06-03 03:19 pm UTC (link)
Mebbe you've seen a film I haven't...I wasn't saying the next installment reminded me of a specific movie (I'm not that precognitive), I just meant it feels like the next part is gonna have an indy/foreign film feel to it...y'know, guns, transexuals, swastikas and fritattas.

Re: Simon's comments -- I admit that I don't feel sympathetic toward Max at this point. Feels like you're gonna shift the sympathetic focus to Kelly, who is, after all, the title character. His only big sin so far is that tattoo, and we don't know the story behind it yet. Curious to see what happens.

Jim H.

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Re: Deja Voodoo
[info]dangoldman
2007-06-06 10:11 pm UTC (link)
We shall see...
Weeeeeeeeeeee shaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................

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[info]mechamitzy
2007-06-05 11:43 am UTC (link)
pow! have some of them apples!

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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-06 10:06 pm UTC (link)
apple fritattas? yuck.

some serious pow! coming your way, kid!

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[info]autodidactic
2007-06-06 09:55 pm UTC (link)
I love you. I can't wait for the next one.

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[info]dangoldman
2007-06-06 10:06 pm UTC (link)
i love you too!
see you tomorrow?

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[info]concret67
2007-06-07 10:21 am UTC (link)
Dan, I have no idea where this is going or WTF is actually going on, but dammit I love it anyway! Keep 'em coming!

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