metalcurse (metalcurse) wrote in _wqke_,
Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in back of their trailers
shooting the breeze.

Billy-Bob asked Bubba, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while you
wuz out fishin an' fucked your wife, an' she got pregnant,
would dat make us kin?"

Bubba scratched his head for a bit then said, "I don't think
so.....but it shore would make us even."
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According to archaeologists, for millions of years Neanderthal
man was not fully erect. That's pretty easy to understand
considering how ugly Neanderthal woman was.



Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."

Woman: "If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "That works for me, as long as you are still a little
warm when I shove it up your ass."
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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old
slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As
she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her
patience grew thin.

At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their
room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left
the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling
voice, "Who was that?"
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