I went to Kentucky...
Where I fell in love.
My in laws have a really nice house in the middle of nowhere (by california standards anyway) and they have a wild cat that lives around their property, and every year, she hides her kittens somewhere around their home. This year, she dumped them off in a flower bed, and came back later... for one of them. The other one sat there for hours and hours, and its started to get dark, and he kept screaming louder and louder, until eventually I decided that it didn't look like she was comming back, and it started to get all windy and raining..... we picked the height of the thunder storm season to take our trip btw... so I brought him in, and made him a little bed. My sister in law has just had a baby, so we used some of her baby formula to feed him:
Sorry for the appaling light of the picture.
Anyways, it came to the end of my trip, and I was going crazy trying to figure out a way to bring him back with me...... because of course, even though she has a huge house and acres of land, my mother in law was just too much of a cunt to keep this kitten, and suggested that we out him outside again..... yeah, fuck you. The mom cats really going to take him back now he smells of humans, and btw, the cat is three weeks old. Stupid old hag.
So this rant/ story comes to a close with.... I called southwest airlines to see whether he could come on the plane with me... the hag had told me that airlines often allow you to bring your pets on board. FILTHY LIES.
Yadda yadda yadda, I couldn't bring him home, so my sister in law gave him to a girl who takes care of her baby at her workplace nursery... and now he gets to play with loads of babies. Cute.