count eyelashes int. v. to stare at someone for a very long time, get caught, become flustered, and make up a lame excuse



example:
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"I was... er... counting eyelashes?"

tramp stamp. n. a tattoo on a female in the lower back region, just above the asscrack.

copcycle (cop-sick-ull) n. a motorcycle cop.

Bigaulae Brown: noun ( bi-gol-lee brow-n )

Venezuelan Tortricid moth. Also found in Aragua, Rancho Grande
Part of the Genus: Eubetia

Also referred to as the Eubetia bigaulae ( yoo-bet-cha bi-gol-lee )

Reference: Brown, 1999 Jl N.Y. ent. Soc.
Publication: Journal of the New York Entomological Society
Included genera: Eubetia Brown, 1999: 178.

tubby tubby: v. The act of eating way too much junk food, or eating too much in general

"Hey, ben n jerry's is on sale, wanna tubby tubby?"

imdb. verb. (eye-em-dee-bee)
to look up someone or something on the internet movie database (imdb).

example:
"I recognized her from something else, but I couldn't figure it out, so I imdb'd her."

Muffin Effect (MU-fin eh-FEKT) n. -

A term used to describe the way fat hangs over the belt-line of a pair of pants. When jeans are worn too tight, they force the fat to "spill over" much like the top of a muffin.

jizzworthy. adj. (jizz-wûr'th^e) ¹ A term used when something is pleasurable, and/or exciting. ² A strong feeling of pleasure, and/or excitement, not sexually biased.

ie: "Man, these pretzels are jizzworthy."

tub. adj. (tuuuub)

term for anything large, and/or fat.

example:
"That car is tub! Tubitty tub tub car! It is bigger than my house."

asscandle. n. (ASS-can-dull)
term for person at fault (usually my husband) when things don't go my way.

example:
"What an asscandle! He says we can't go to Disneyland because he has to work. So unfair."