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Does the last person you shared a bed/couch with mean anything to you?
Obvs. my boyfriend, and I am getting tired of gushing about how excellent he is on the internet.
Are you dating the last person you kissed?
Can I answer every question with another question?
Can you handle the truth?
I can handle all sorts of things. Big black cock, for starters.
Do you kiss a lot of people?
This scares the shit out of me.
If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Las Vegas.
Would you rather have loved and lost, or never have loved at all?
It depends on how many STD's come with love.
Have you ever streaked across a football field?
No, but I streaked across your mom's pussy, and she liked it.
Your most recent ex says he/she hates you, you say:
WOW you're actually saying words to me!
How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
Hell nah. This is my problem.
Who do you trust the most in your life?
My big sister.
Who has hurt you the most?
The Catholic Church.
Are there some songs you can't listen to because they remind you of someone?
No; there are some songs with which I have a strong emotional association, but that's what makes them good. If you can't listen to songs because they ~remind you of someone~, you are a pussy, sry2say.
Are you happy with where you are relationship wise now?
No. I would rather be a rich and sexually frustrated house wife with a hard-working pool boy, tbh.
How long ago did you hug someone?
This morning.
Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
I don't even know which I consume more often.
Do you find it easier to forgive or forget?
I NEVAR FORGET.
Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
WHAT, NO. DRUGS ARE BAD, PEOPLE! I should know!
What gets you happy?
Weed.
Who was the last person you yelled at?
I don't fuckin know.
Do you know anyone who's addicted to any drugs?
I know plenty of "former"/"recovering" addicts.
Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
Yes.
Where did you sleep last night?
Inside your mom's pussy.
Did you have a good day yesterday?
Abandoned grocery stores and Amstel Light tell me "yes."
What was the highlight of today?
GETTIN LAID!
Do you hate anyone?
Yes, I do hate someone.
Do they know who they are?
They could take a stab.
Do you have a best friend?
I'm beginning to think the idea of a best friend is something that's hard to extend after high school, once you grow up and become adult. If you don't already have that one person who has already been there for you for everything and is still there for you now, I doubt you'll meet someone new.
Have you ever collapsed on the bathroom floor?
Pr-e-t-t-y much.
When was the last time you bought something?
Twenty minutes ago.
Have you ever told someone you love them?
After someone has spent an accumulative of thirty-six hours sexually pleasuring me, I tend to drop the l-bomb.
Do you play an instrument?
I play several, actually. And decently enough.
What’s the reason behind your myspace display name?
Absolutely zero.
Is there anyone you call baby?
Myself. I am consistently the baby.
In the next 4 months, what are you looking forward to most?
Mike moving down the street from me!
Have you ever dated someone older than yourself?
That's pretty much all I do.
Have you ever got naked at a party?
That's pretty much all I do.
Is your phone within a meter radius of you?
Cellphones make you stupid. It's not the weed, I swear.
What are you wearing?
A loincloth and a cowboy hat bequeathed to me by a stranger passing through town . . .
What color is the thing you are sitting on right now?
Blueish grayish.
Are you doing this just because you're bored?
NO. THESE ARE GENUINELY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS AND THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.
What is bothering you right now?
Work is dumb as fuck. My boss isn't even fucking here right now. This is why I am on livejournal.
Was last New Year's enjoyable?
Wasn't raging enough.
I'll bet you miss someone right now?
$20 says I don't.
Are you high?
No, unfortunately.
What is your desktop picture?
JEFF GOLDBLOOM.
Do you shop for clothes?
No, I spindle them from materials in my vegetable garden.
Where do you think your best friend is right now?
Either work or sleeping.
Who else is in the room with you right now?
People in the library whom I do not care to know. Abi Stokes was here a minute ago, however.
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
Your mom's pussy.
How often do you get onto myspace/facebook?
I think I've averaging every other day lately.
Do you have any enemies?
Yes, and if I ever see her again I will beat her down in the parking lot.
Who last made you sad?
My sister, but she didn't do anything mean to me, she just is feeling pretty woeful as of late :(
Where did you last sleep other than your house?
Mike's apartment. Mmm, delicious king sized bed.
Ever fell in a hole?
I fell out of a uterus one time. That was cool.
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