Rose: -WHORES UPON JAY!-

Jay: O.O! Yay?

Rose: >D Give me a dollar now?

Jay: ....

Rose: Cheap ass.

Jay: Speak for yourself.

Rose: .....................Cheap, probably. But still too much for you.

Jay: ...sure?

Rose: Positive. Pedophile.

Jay: *snaps*

Rose: -Smug. Wins at life!- Hahah.

Jay: ...*messes up his hair*

Rose: a89687d5f67d5654xdf45x4dfx3345!!!!! Bastard! T-T

Jay: *wins*

Rose: Not quite. -Socks him in teh stomach!!1one- With love from MinWoo.

Jay: *catches his breath....breaks out shaver, attacks*

Rose: -HAULS!- Dont you even! I'll kill you.

Jay: You started it! *pins*

Rose: You started it! -Squirms.- >_O Dont touch me with those goddamn things. You want me to end up looking like you?!...Pft...FTttt..ahahahaha!

Jay: *leaning in with razor* You're in no position to be insulting!

Rose: But damned be my smart-ass attitude. Just can't help myself. But if you dont want a cheap
shot to the crotch, you'd let me up, no? -positions his right knee for emphasis-

Jay: Well, that's unsportsmanlike.

Rose: Doesn't matter. Im not a man. Im a Princess. And this isnt a game.

Jay: ...either way, that's low.

Rose: -breaks into a slow grin.- Five seconds to impact. -Shifts his knee again.-

Jay: Fine, fine. *lightly snicks a strand of hair from Rose's head before standing*

Rose: ....-whine- Nnnnnn! It better not be noticeable.

Jay: *stifling a laugh* No, of course not.

Rose: Revenge. I'll plug your nose tonight while you sleep.

Jay: I'm...terrified?

Rose: Youd better be. -preens, oblivious to his sarcasm.-

Jay: *rolling his eyes* Absolutely.

Rose: -POUNCE!- Gragh! You frustrate me, JayKim.

Jay: *flail!* What'd I do now?

Rose: Annoy me~~

Jay: I didn't DO anything!

Rose: But you said enough. -Gives Jay's cheek a few quick pecks before lowering himself to the
ground.- Im goin' to bed, jerk. <3

Jay: Fine, jerk. <3

Rose: -Nods, giving the other's hair a slight ruffle. The moment his hand lowered back to his side, he rounded Jay and lightly kicked him in the ass.- That's for cutting my hair. <3

Jay: *pinches MinWoo's ass in retaliation* Like you didn't deserve it.

Rose: -Jumping at the sensation, he couldnt help but to laugh and brings his hands up to cover his butt for protection.- You just wanted a feel! The first one's free. Next time you pay. -Sticks his tongue out, turning on his heels to head back into his own apartment.-

Jay: *shouting after* If you can make me!

Rose: Pervert!

Jay: Ho!

Rose: Alcoholic!

Jay: Yoshiki spawn!

Rose: -gasps-...Jealous?! Korean Idol reject!

Jay: Jealous, my finely shaped ass!

Rose: -Peeks his head back into Jay's front door, yelling back to him.- Youuuuu haaaaave no asssss!

Jay: More than you! At least mine is convex!

Rose: Pffft! Jedi mind trick. The small of your back goes straight to your thighs. There's nothing in between!

Jay: Then why don't my jeans sag completely in the behind, LIKE YOURS DO?

Rose: They don't! That's why! My everything looks better than yours.

Jay: If I spent as much time in plastic surgery as you do, I could look like Barbie, too!

Rose: If I had surgery, then you lip sync.

Jay: Well, we all know I do for videos.

Rose: Because you suck so much. Or is it because your mouth is so busy kissing Yoshiki's ass all the time? -false gasp-

Jay: Unlike you, I didn't spring forth from his loins, so I have to do a certain amount of ass-kissing to stay alive, yes.

Rose: -At that, Rose grinned and flipped him off. Righitng himself, he shut the front door behind him and headed off to his own room.-