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teehee

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:45:20 GMT

funny cat video

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:47:34 GMT

note: this is obviously fake. don't try at home ;)

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361237

Sun, 26 Aug 2007 06:38:32 GMT

Wed, 09 May 2007 17:50:25 GMT

Banana Phone

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:32:36 GMT

Thought the dark humour fans might enjoy this one.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/166521

Hello!

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:06:47 GMT

SUPER!

Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:44:02 GMT

http://kognac-1.livejournal.com/130727.html

give this a listen, it's pretty funny;)

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:54:08 GMT

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

From Russia

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 17:55:28 GMT

Sun, 26 Nov 2006 14:29:51 GMT

Объявление: Няня детсада №3 наймет киллера. Работа мелкая, но шустрая

thumbnail - click it

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 18:00:38 GMT

Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:42:17 GMT

Sat, 07 Oct 2006 19:47:25 GMT

You know you've been a Pot Head if...

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:43:07 GMT

You've ever said 'pack the bowl again.'
You think "puff puff pass" or "puff puff give" has a nice ring to it.
You can smell it 100 yards away in a concert.
You have multiple bottles of Visine in various locations "just in case."
You can't believe someone "smoked without you."
You know "Wake and Bake" isn't about cooking.
You know cigars as "Philly's" and it's a hassle that they come with tobacco inside.
You know that if you are desperate you can always find a "nug in your rug."
You can make a bong out of a juice bottle, a tube, and duck tape.
You have named anything you have ever smoked out of (King Bong, Chibus)
You know the difference between "Schwag, Beezers, KB, and Dank" by appearance and smell.
"Purple Haze" is much more than a Hendrix song.
You know that "Hydro" isn't just a comic book character.
You have a "friend" that you only talk to because they always have herb.
You have a nickname for it (Herbal Excellence, Big Tom Cruise, Silly Willy Schwage a Dilly).
You fully understand why it should be legalized.
You hear things in your favorite songs that you never realized were there before.
You have "rules" (rule #3 when you say you've had enough, you take one more hit. And then that's enough).
You have ever watched a movie then forgot what it was about.
You ate a whole pint of ice cream and then followed it up with pretzels, a bowl of cereal, and hot pockets.
You can easily quote lines from "Dazed and Confused" or "Half Baked."
The inside of your car is always dirty.
You have a legitimate argument about why you're not 'addicted.'
You belong to the "Find a lighter, pick it up, and all day long you'll have good luck" klepto club.
People are looking at me. They know man, they know.
You've ever had to abandon your shopping cart in a department store and leave because you were "getting bugged out."
Every idea you ever have you need to write down.
You forget to write down every idea you ever have.
You lived the words to "Sweet Leaf."
You begin to explain something to a friend and go on a tirade about something random. Then you forget what it was you were trying to explain in the first place.
You are such a vet that you can do "anything" stoned, and do it better.
You wish you lived in Canada, Amsterdam, or Nevada.
Your idea of an ideal vacation is Amsterdam (They have a lot of culture).
You can accurately portray a stoner (and do a fine impression, man).
You have a personal preference between Duchies, Spliffs, Blunt, and Joints.
You know how to roll.
You shed a tear when you see the police burning crops on the news.
You buy gum or Altoids by the case.
420 is a holiday.
2 words - Cannabis Culture.
You know 10-50 different words to describe ganjah. (Pot, Hemp, Bhang, Marijuana, Joint, Reefer, Dope, Ganja, Smoke, Weed, Herb, Marihuana, Hash, Sensemilla, Green, Greenbud, Thai-stick, Green-sticky, Dirtweed, Shake, Indian Canamo, Huang Ma, Mary Jane, grass, Ace, Aunt Mary, Bales, Boo Boo Bama, Buddha, Bush, Buzz, Cheeba Cheeba, Chronic, Dank, Doobie, homegrown, Maui-Wowie, MJ, Puff, Rasta, Reefer, Skunk, Smoke, Spliff, Trees, twigs, Whacktabacky, Whackyweed, Sweet Lucy, Stick, Stack, Shwag, Nuggets, Ragweed)

Long live the subculture.

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 20:20:07 GMT

too funny not to repost.

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:16:56 GMT

thank you sistermaryfuck once again for finding this...

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

Sun, 27 Aug 2006 17:14:46 GMT

From evilbible.com/borrowed from sistermaryfuck

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

a link to send to someone you hate :P

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:20:06 GMT

http://www.silverraven.com/fy.htm

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 23:25:49 GMT

My older brother works for a party planning company and apparently he lent his friend a Blue's Clue costume. This is what he did with it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXJQDVPHIWQ

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 18:52:33 GMT

weird jesus video.

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 08:06:51 GMT

http://www.parasite.tv/embedvids/emjesus.htm

Just Do It!

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:08:50 GMT

teehee

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:39:03 GMT

night at the silent hill?

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 15:31:10 GMT

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 15:22:38 GMT