I love this!:
Mr. Moore: "Matthews, you are a disgrace to this university, this country and humanity in general!"
Eric:(in awed voice) "Wow!"
Mr. Moore: "Drop and give me 20!"
Eric: Fine, (drops) but you better pay me back dude! (gives him a $20 bill)
lol that's great!
Also, Eric stalking is the best thing ever!
July 14 2005, 19:28:00 UTC 6 years ago
Shawn: Milkman!
Rachel: There are no milkmans anymore!
Shawn: COW!
lol!
July 14 2005, 19:29:18 UTC 6 years ago
July 14 2005, 23:36:55 UTC 6 years ago
July 15 2005, 00:39:55 UTC 6 years ago
i love college eric. so much! haha
July 15 2005, 01:44:40 UTC 6 years ago
Jack: [Eric is set on getting revenge on Topanga for beating him up and he is dressed as an old man inside a painting. Jack walks by and stops in shock] I begged you. I begged you to get help
Eric: [laughs] Oooh this is going to be so sweet. Bye, bye Topanga.
Jack: You know what, Topanga is too smart for you. Anyone is.
Eric: Stay out of this Jack. This is a one man mission. Will you help me?
Jack: No.
[leaves]
Eric: Fine. I can handle this myself.
[to the woman in the painting]
Eric: You have a very large head. I don't know why I married you.
Feeny: Alan, there is a large rusty object not only blocking my driveway, but most of the light into my kitchen.
Eric: Hey, that's my new car.
Feeny: May I assume it moves?
Eric: Like the wind. Especially downhill. Oh. You want me to move it?
Feeny: Well, we certainly can't count on anyone stealing it.
Topanga: Yeah, Shawn, you were wrong about Feeny and you're wrong about this.
Shawn Hunter: You were wrong to break up with Cory.
Topanga: What does that have to do with anything?
Shawn Hunter: Did any of this happen while you two were still together?
Topanga: No.
Shawn Hunter: You've killed us. You've killed us all.
Eric: Hey, hey. Now there's only two people horribly dead here, that's an acceptable loss.
Thoose are some of my favorite quotes
July 15 2005, 18:15:55 UTC 6 years ago
July 15 2005, 19:04:34 UTC 6 years ago
:D Yippee for us!
July 16 2005, 04:49:27 UTC 6 years ago
July 19 2005, 18:20:39 UTC 6 years ago