Keirs (knightley__k) wrote in _aim,
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Lady Keira K: You poloed my marco!!!
angelic emilie: I know!!!
Lady Keira K: Woah Matrix moment. Bad one. Cypher
angelic emilie: O_o
angelic emilie: So have you watched Animal Farm?
Lady Keira K: Yeah, it was really stupid.
angelic emilie: I know. My teacher made us watch it in school...she had taped in from television
Lady Keira K: The cartoon right?
angelic emilie: no...
angelic emilie: real
Lady Keira K: Like Babe?!
angelic emilie: Yeah
Lady Keira K: O_o
angelic emilie: DO YOU KNOW WHAT BANANAS LOOK LIKE?"
Lady Keira K: YOUVE SEEN A BANANA?!?!?!?!?!
angelic emilie: No..sadly. I've only seen something that resembles a banana...
Lady Keira K: *faints* That's amazing...
angelic emilie: IT IS!
Lady Keira K: You know what?
angelic emilie: Yup
Lady Keira K: Oh so you don't need me to tell you that Sawyer stole the Witch King's swing kill thingy of DOOM?
angelic emilie: OMFG
Lady Keira K: I know
angelic emilie: we should punish him
Lady Keira K: ...we should?
angelic emilie: LETS EAT HIS SOCKS
Lady Keira K: YES!!! AND THEN WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH HIS ALL POWERFUL SOCKS IN OUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS!
angelic emilie: EW....
angelic emilie: WATCH OUT FOR BILBO
Lady Keira K: What's he doing now?
angelic emilie: The usual. But have you seen Playelf rencently? ON THE COVER IS HURLEY! NUDE!
Lady Keira K: =-O
Lady Keira K: =-O
Lady Keira K: =-O
Lady Keira K: =-O
Lady Keira K: =-O
angelic emilie: I KNOW ITS A BIT SHOCKING...
Lady Keira K: oNLY A BIT
Lady Keira K: !
angelic emilie: AND PEOPLE LIKE IT
angelic emilie: LIKE....THE CHRISTINA GIRL
Lady Keira K: *hides eyes*
Lady Keira K: Hurley...
Lady Keira K: =-O
angelic emilie: I know...it will be okay Keira
Lady Keira K: Oh...cool! :-D
angelic emilie: no its not!!! what are you saying!? this is HURLEY NAKED!!!!
angelic emilie: SITTING ON A ROCK!
angelic emilie: WITH WAVES SPLASHNG AROUND HIM! AND HIS HAIR FLOWING IN THE WIND!
Lady Keira K: One moment. *strangles evil thingy that's brain-washing Keira into thinking that NAKED HURLEY is cool*
Lady Keira K: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!=-O
angelic emilie: The hair is nice but...AHHH!!! ITS INFECTING MEEEE
Lady Keira K: *stabs evil brain-washers eyes out, then buries him in the random dumpster*
angelic emilie: Where the orcs are?
Lady Keira K: Naw, the orcs went with Desiree...they still love her, you know.
Lady Keira K: The only thing in the dumpster is the strangled orc from earlier
angelic emilie: ah. well, i suppose thats no good. wait..what? my did i fel suddnly like eowyn? *shrugs* oh wel. want to go to rohan?
Lady Keira K: Ooo! yes! *rides to Rohan on Eomer's horse*
Lady Keira K: Eomer: hey! That's my horse!!!!
angelic emilie: *hits with brick*
angelic emilie: Eomer: *dies*
angelic emilie: Yeah! *steals Shadowfax while Gandalf is taking a pee behind the bushes*
Lady Keira K: *points and laughs at Gandalf*
Lady Keira K: Gandalf: HEY! Get back here you durned horse!
Lady Keira K: Bad eyesight...I don't think he noticed you steal him Em
Lady Keira K: Shadowfax: See ya OLD MAN!
Lady Keira K: O_o
angelic emilie: I figured...
angelic emilie: *rides to Rohan and cowboy music comes on* Ew...country...
Lady Keira K: *kills country music player*
Lady Keira K: CMP: *dies*
angelic emilie: Yay! *claps*
angelic emilie: *continues to ride but suddnely Shadowfax being stupid, stop, flinging my off into some mud*
Lady Keira K: Hey man, whad did you do fall into some mud?
angelic emilie: yeah, and I'm the only person ever to be covered in white mud
Lady Keira K: I didn't say mud...I said crud!
angelic emilie: hahahaha!
angelic emilie: ANYWAY *rides t rohan* ARE WE THERE YET?!
Lady Keira K: Eomer's Horse: Well, according to my calculations *sniffs glasses* we should be there in approximately 2.5 millihours.
angelic emilie: IN ENGLISH HORSE!
Lady Keira K: Eomer's Horse: Oh...sorry. Neigh, neigh, neigh
angelic emilie: Ah! So we'll be ther about....now!
Lady Keira K: *Rohan music*
angelic emilie: *dances and nas*
Lady Keira K: *dances and nas with Emilie*
angelic emilie: *stops, runs up hill, tackles king theoden*
Lady Keira K: *squees* BHILL!!!!!
angelic emilie: Captain Smith!
angelic emilie: KT/BH/CS: Rose...rose...
Lady Keira K: Aw man where's Kate Winslet when you need to brak old guys out of evil enchantments?
angelic emilie: Kate: Right here! Other personality!
Lady Keira K: HI KATE!
angelic emilie: Kate: HI! Okay, Smithy, stop tricing these nice girls into thinking your under Saruman's spell.
angelic emilie: KT: Oh darn it
Lady Keira K: Emilie and Keira: O_o
Lady Keira K: He was faking it?
angelic emilie: THE LITTLE FAKER!
Lady Keira K: He must be part of Josh's band
angelic emilie: Well, at least not Wildfire's gang
Lady Keira K: *shudders*
angelic emilie: *GOES OVER TO EOMER AND MAKES OUT*
Lady Keira K: MY TURN! *grabs Legolas from random tree and snogs unmercifully*
Lady Keira K: Legolas: Wha...?
angelic emilie: *look around* Hm...
angelic emilie: *grabs Charlie from LOST world and snogs unmercifully*
Lady Keira K: Yeah! Go snogging and fictional characters!
angelic emilie: POWER TO THE SNOGS!
angelic emilie: Yeah...hm...lets go to...
angelic emilie: FANGORN!
Lady Keira K: Treebeard will give us giftbaskets!
angelic emilie: WITH WAX FRUIT!
Lady Keira K: Mmm, waxy...
angelic emilie: *flys to Fangorn on Gandalfs back*
Lady Keira K: What can I use? *looks around* Ooo!
Lady Keira K: *flys to Fangorn on Samuel Jackson's back*
angelic emilie: YEAH SAMUEL JACKSON!!!!
Lady Keira K: <3
angelic emilie: <3
Lady Keira K: TREEBEARD!!!!
Lady Keira K: WHERE ARE YOU!!!!
Lady Keira K: Treebread: HO HUM! Right here, did you have to yell so loud?
angelic emilie: BEARDY!
Lady Keira K: Treebeard: Oh no...not another Lost person stealing the LJ publicity...
angelic emilie: *cries*
Lady Keira K: Treebeard: Uh...I don't like watching women cry
angelic emilie: *cries more*
Lady Keira K: Treebeard: *is disturbed*
angelic emilie: You know what? I thought you were a friend! But I was wrong! Now I'll have to raid your cupboards!
Lady Keira K: Random Evil Rohan Dirty Guy: Raid? Can I help?
angelic emilie: Sure!
angelic emilie: But you need to take a bath
Lady Keira K: RERDG: NO!!!!!!!!
angelic emilie: Oh...darn
Lady Keira K: Waste of a perfectly good lackey candidate
angelic emilie: SAM!!!!!!!
angelic emilie: Sam: Please no!
Lady Keira K: Pippin?
Lady Keira K: Pippin: Hi!
Lady Keira K: Pippin I want a cookie
Lady Keira K: Pippin: Okay!
Lady Keira K: Pippin: *gets cookies from Count Dracula*
Lady Keira K: Aw, thanks sweetie!
angelic emilie: SAM! GO GET ME AN ALLIGATORS TOOTH"
angelic emilie: !
angelic emilie: Sam: NO! *runs away*
angelic emilie: What did I say?
Lady Keira K: I have no idea
Lady Keira K: Pippin: No idea...
angelic emilie: SAMWISE SAMUEL GMAGEE!
angelic emilie: Sam: You spelled my last name wrong!
angelic emilie: Shut up and get my alligator or I'll kill you with the alligator tooth around my neck!
angelic emilie: Sam: O_o
Lady Keira K: O_o
Lady Keira K: Treebeard: O_o
Lady Keira K: Elrond: O_o
Lady Keira K: Orc 1343: O_o
Lady Keira K: Pippin: A nickel!
Lady Keira K: Misty Mountain: O_o
Lady Keira K: Gollum: O_o
Lady Keira K: Boromir: O_o
Lady Keira K: Aren't you dead?
Lady Keira K: Boromir: Well, yes but no. Dead spelled backward is daed
Lady Keira K: Meaning?
Lady Keira K: Boromir: Nothing
angelic emilie: You're an idiot!
Lady Keira K: Boromir: *swings away to hogwarts on Tarzen vine*
angelic emilie: Let's follow him!
Lady Keira K: Yeah!
Lady Keira K: *flies to Hogwart magically*
angelic emilie: *follows magically* Okay...now what?
Lady Keira K: We...uh...torment the children?
angelic emilie: Where's Moody? Isn't that Gandalf?
Lady Keira K: OH yes!
Lady Keira K: *looks for Moody/Gandalf*
angelic emilie: MOODYSLASHGANDALF!
angelic emilie: Everyone: EW!!!!
angelic emilie: Everyone: SLASH
angelic emilie: Oh shut up
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