Weasin'!

Wake Up!!

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:43:26 GMT

This community can't be dead... I just found it!

Rise and shine! "Encino Man" is an awesome movie and I'm rooting for Pauly Shore to get his career on the upswing again.

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 21:13:50 GMT

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1269038

you might find it kinda funny.

you might find it kinda sad.

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 16:43:05 GMT

my adorable, silly boyfriend wrote this cause i changed my icon to pauly recently

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 01:50:14 GMT

Enraged by his decline in popularity, Pauly Shore kidnapped Dolly the sheep and obtained the secrets of cloning. He had begun to clone himself in an attempt to take over the world, consuming the planet's resources at an alarming rate with each of Pauly's non-conservative use of the world's fossil fuel sources to fuel thier ambitions (e.g. private jets, jucuzzi mobiles, etc.). The U.S. army realized something had to be done, so they mobilized all they had available, but due to the war in Iraq, as well as the troops still stationed in Mozambique, and some in the former U.S.S.R...well, it wasn't much. And those they did send had been brainwashed by the movie "In the Army Now" which psycologically restrained them from taking any military action against Pauly Shore.
When all hope was almost lost to stop this madman and his "doubles" from multiplying themselves, hoarding all the world's beautiful women supply, and further depleting the world's fossil fuels, Petco discovered something special. Pauly shore is terrified of cute little kittens. The United States hastily contacted Uzbekistan, the one country that had legalized and government supported cloning. They obtained the cuttest kitten ever, Nermal, from Spain and began an accelerated cloning process. The kittens multiplied, and the Paulies, who had infiltrated all instances of society and government, retreated. Eventually, all the Paulies, retreated to a small island off the coast of Madagascar. When the kittens swam the great Pacific Ocean "life will find a way" and began the colonize Pauly Shore's Island, as it had become to be called, Pauly couldn't take it any longer.
He said, "Man, this sucks, man. First, Adam Sandler takes over my job, then Paulie's pickles fails, and now my plan to take over the world is ruined! I'm leaving this craptastic planet!" They built a great, mighty spaceship, each Pauly doing his part, expect for the five or six Greater Paulies who had risen to the top of the Pauly clone heirarchy. When it was finished, off they went to some unknown planet in some unknown galaxy. Maybe popularity will find Pauly, or the Paulies again...
On planet earth, the kittens were many, but because of their amazing cuteness, each citizen on planet earth chipped in and adopted a kitty. And everyone was happy. The End.

sac pics

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 16:53:21 GMT

so i was wondering... did anyone happen to get some pics of the show at Sac State about a month ago? i got a few, but i would really really appriciate more.

makin a t-shirt

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 20:01:30 GMT

hello. i'm ziarci.
ok so heres the deal:

i'm makin a t-shirt. it's going to be one of those horribly trendy "Jesus is my homboy" tshirts, only.....

it'll say "Pauly is my homeboy"

now i need a good picture of pauly, one where he really looks like himself (there of quite a few, especially recently where he doesnt look anything like the weasel we know) so that i can re-draw it to fit the 'homeboy' image.

anyone know of a good picture? or maybe a good site with a lot of pictures of him? i've been searching for hours but i havent found much thats useful yet...

thanks!!

ziarci

news

Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:45:32 GMT

i heard that Pauly Shore is getting his own reality TV show.

no-o weasin' the jui-ice!!

Sat, 19 Feb 2005 12:21:05 GMT

HAHAHAHA..OMG.

you don't know how happy i was to find this community, and how awesome it is that it's called
weasethejuice!! i swear if there was ever a line from that movie that stuck with me all these years it's gotta be WEASE THE JUICE!
i pretty much used to watch it like every single day when i was little, i even have the soundtrack lying around somewhere (you're invited but you're friends can't come!)
anyway, great idea for a community, if you can't tell it got me pretty excited.

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 19:29:24 GMT

What does everyone think about the new Pauly Shore movie?

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 02:56:14 GMT

ENCINO MAN IS THE BEST MOVIE. EVER.

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 16:08:18 GMT

favorite quotes.

what are you guys's favorite quotes from the movie =)

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 23:50:10 GMT

Encino Man is fucking amazing.Everytime I watch it I want to hump the shit out of my tv screen,We need Pauly in some new films.

Sun, 28 Nov 2004 03:31:35 GMT

Wow, I'm so happy there's an Encino Man community. I used to watch that movie before bed every night.

I DONT KNOW YOU
I DONT LIKE YOU
AND AS OF NOW
..IM ALL OVER YOU!

Haha, that quote is sick.

meet the weasel

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 15:49:32 GMT

Hi! I came across this community and thought I'd post an exciting note. I met Pauly Shore Friday nite after his stand-up show!! He was hilarious! He holds the same face for every picture he takes. There's a picture in one of my journal entries if you want to see. If you ever get the chance to go to one of his stand-up shows GO!!

Encino Woman

Tue, 09 Nov 2004 00:08:18 GMT

Anyone else remember the really bad TV sequel, "Encino Woman"? Ugh, it was awful.

Best movie ever!

Mon, 08 Nov 2004 21:22:24 GMT

Man,who would have thought that I would have found a bunch of people that love this movie as much as I do,I think that's awesome.hahahah I think i'm going to go watch it right now or something

Michael

:-o

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 20:43:12 GMT

I can't believe I found a community honoring one of my all time favorite movies!!!! :)

In case you haven't heard about the site . . .

Tue, 02 Nov 2004 01:56:19 GMT

(if the pic doesn't work, just click the link)

icons!

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 00:23:23 GMT

hey, here's just a few icons. later this week i'll get around to taking some screen caps from the movie and making better icons, but i figured i'd share what i had right now. more icons to come! trust me!

comments are rad, and credit is nice, but optional. i hope you like 'em!

one love,
quimby

Pauly Shore sighting

Sun, 19 Sep 2004 23:35:58 GMT

I was returning to Arizona fromPasadena last Wednesday and my return flight originated in Burbank. Right in front of me at the security check-in was none other that PS in the flesh. He showed his boarding pass to the security guy and I overheard him say "do you really need to see my ID?". LOL!

Saw him order a bloody mary at the bar, then he went off into a corner to talk on his cell phone. I don't think he was in the mood to deal with people. Haha.

icon

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 17:52:07 GMT

here's one pauly icon.

comment if you're going to use it.

BAM

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 02:37:31 GMT

yeah so, i was bored and made some icons. hope you like.

all templates found at icontemplated
that's all i had time for today, i'll make more tomorrow if wanted.

comment, credit, enjoy.

Thu, 12 Aug 2004 09:59:44 GMT

i bought the DVD today. Finally.
:D

Wed, 11 Aug 2004 16:54:38 GMT

What is up Community! I am just a Pauly fan and Encino is a kick ass movie. love it love it own it of course. i need to keep the weasen alive and well. I mean Pauly is just not another face in the crowd and I totally respect that.
now Encino man I love the fact that they find him buried in his pool or soon to be pool. way to go Sean Astin for getting dirty with the pool makin' I mean that looks like some hard diggin' and I love it that Pauly just sits there and eats. how hilarious.
so I just thought that i would join and post a little somethin' for ya all to see. that is just the hick talkin' don't mind that.
going to do a little gggggrindin'. catch you bud-dy's later!

"The only things you ever cared about in your life are nuggs, chillin', and grindage." - Dave

Thu, 08 Jul 2004 16:46:55 GMT

I am a huge Pauly Shore fan, I love all of his movies (except Jury Duty). I am glad thus community exists. Also I like to write down quotes, so I thought I would share this with you:

Stony: Ok my friend, try and experience what I'm about to chirp in your lobe, ok cool. Today buddy, we're gonna discuss grindage. How to fill the furnace, stuff the cheeks and pack the gills, ok? You're probably used to eating twigs, right? But out here in the US of A-age we got something called the four basic food groups, and Link, this is not one of them. Look at what we have here, the Dairy group! Milk Duds, you hide these under your pillow bro, so your mom doesn't find them, because if she does you're tweaked buddy. Keep on crusin'. Fruit group: Sweet Tarts. These are killer buddy, so citrusy you'll freak. Keep on crusin'. Hi, this is the Vegetable group, veg-tab-le group. Corn nuts, oh, put 'em on a pedestal bro, look at that, yeah these are Killer, huh? Meat Group!

I had to rewind a lot of times to get that correct.