DELIGHTFUL DAY!!!

you see a glimpse of me on the news...they interviewed eddie and they pan to me....watchy here...we're at around 1:30 out of 1:50

so okay....let's do pix and then i'll upload some blue angel videos to youtube and add them too!!

AWESOME free samples and lots of awesome food! taste of cleveland is soooooooo much better than the rib fest food wise!

on the way i saw the goodyear blimp...we know how i like to take pix of the goodyear blimp!



now at the taste of cleveland...took this pix for tune!!! :D



here's eddie getting interviewed by action 19 news...those green bags are filled with our free samples!



now here's some videos! the blue angels practice for the cleveland air show...they are FAST so it's hard to get the camera on in time!



and then here's 4 blue angels flying in formation...



delightful day!!!!!

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Ну, что я говорила? Народ считает, что у ансамбля "Европа" была всего одна песня, сами знаете какая и это не "Керри". И у ансамбля "Бэнглз" тоже была всего одна, и это не "Eternal flame", как подумали тут некоторые шибко продвинутые.
Вот так вот взять и одним махом обозвать свою непросвященность убогостью команд.
Как если бы я сейчас заявила, что МелкоМягкий ничего, кроме "Ворда" и "Экселя" не создал (потому что сама я только "Вордом" и "Экселем" пользуюсь на досуге), убогая компания какая, а.

I was a bit bored today.
I fished out my sketchpad, doodled, went over some old ideas. Hmmm. 
And now...

( Now what? )

Еще один способ избавиться от всякого говна, подсунутого нам супешниками:

1. открываем страницу "Настройки просмотра".
http://www.livejournal.com/manage/settings/
2. В третьей сверху строке (слева) "Русскоязычные сервисы" выставляем "Я не хотел бы использовать русскоязычные сервисы".
3. Жмём внизу "Сохранить изменения"

Порадовала moja_zhizn, за что ей большой человеческий рахмат.

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Однако же меня давненько интересует, что они там себе думают, супешники.

Судя по всему (ответы некоторых супешников на комменты в сообществах), там сидят молодые, борзые да пёздые, считающие себя охуенными специалистами в бизнесе, маркетинге, пабликрилейшенсе и прочих нерусских, но бурноупотребляемых ныне словах. На деле они, разумеется, толкут говно в ступе и ничего существенного, окромя геморроев юзерам, не производят, это знают уже даже те, кто по-русски не читает и жежешечкой не пользуется.
Но я не могу понять цели того же Носика.
Почему он не надает по рукам этим молокососам и не поучит их хотя бы не хамить людям, благодаря которым они вообще получают зарплату???
Что это?
Это изощренное издевательство, вызывающее садистское удовлетворение?
Это процесс отмывания каких-то денег? Тогда, в принципе, понятно, отчего на юзеров и перспективы ресурса в рунете просто посрать.
Или это что-то третье, чего я, в силу своего невсемогущего воображения и полной непросвещенности в копрофагии, представить не в силах???

Все-таки итальянцы пипец бараны в сети.

Во-первых, они уверены, что если поставить защиту на фотку, ее никто не стыбзит. Про принтскрин они не имеют понятия, разумеется. Про то, что ставить на своем сайте защиту на тобой же спижженную с другого сайта фотографию, отстой - тоже.

Сейчас захожу на некий сайт со списком магазинов. По каждому магазу даются мыло и сайт этого магаза. Я терпеть не могу открывать все в одном и том же окне, потому что потом стопудово погашу исходное и придется начинать все заново. Поэтому я, ни о чем не подозревая, по привычке тыкаю в урл правой кнопкой мыши, чтобы открыть в новом окне, а мне вылезает окошко с таким песдатым текстом: "Cosa vuoi fare con il tasto destro?" ("Что это ты собираешься делать правой кнопкой?"). Ебланы. Я правой кнопкой собираюсь залезть вам в жопу и пошурудить там, чтобы вам, полудуркам, не приходило в голову вместо нормального дизайна сайта (a он, разумеется, пиздецовый - тоже одна из особенностей итальянских сетевых ресурсов) сосредотачиваться на всяком ненужном говне.

Все, у меня больше нет этого говна на полэкрана. Спасибо умным людям:


Для борьбы с новой рекламой срочно требуются новые методы:

1. идем по этой ссылке http://www.livejournal.com/customize/options.bml?group=customcss
2. Добавляем в поле «Custom stylesheet» вот это:

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3. Снова радуемся жизни :)

Кросспостим все — это должен знать каждый!

Это что еще за хуйня поперек ленты?!!!
Они влепили теперь горизонтальную рекламу, гады. Ленту перекосоебило, потому что реклама очень широкая.
Как эту херотень отключить, а?

АПД. Она теперь еще и в комментах есть - между постом и комментами висит эта поеботина.
Это кто такой альтернативно одаренный, что решил, будто кто-то, блин, обрадуется такой гадости у себя в журнале?!

Я, в общем, поняла, за что я так люблю Урсулу Ле Гуин.
За одну-единственную книгу, которая не что иное как гимн человеку без оглядки на пол.
Это, конечно, "ЛРТ".
Одна из тех книг, в которой фантастика - дело десятое, а главное там - человеческие переживания, отношения, любовь и т.д. Именно ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИЕ, а не мужские или женские.
И с момента прочтения много лет назад этой книги, я думаю, как же это должно быть прекрасно: быть одновременно отцом одного ребенка и матерью другого. Быть с этим партнером мужчиной, а с тем - женщиной. Вот она, полноценная личность, не однобокая, не одноглазая. Когда в семье родить могут оба партнера. Когда пол вообще никакой роли не играет, потому что сегодня ты мужчина, а завтра наступил кеммер и ты уже женщина.
А представляете, какие, к примеру, книги можно написать, зная на собственной шкуре особенности обоих полов?

Это так здорово, что об этом можно только мечтать.
К сожалению.

so we know michelle woke me up today LAUGHING at 4:30am....yes LAUGHING...cackle cackle cackle....she went to the bar last night late so i figured she was a happy drunk skunk....

a little before 11am this morning i heard the ambulance sirens (common around here) but they stopped close by---they always off the sirens before they come down the side streets/dead ends....i go look out a window and lo and behold they stop at michelle's! i figured that she had to call the ambulance cuz she didn't send her kdis to school today (yeah, they're racking up a lot of missed days of school and it's only the 2nd week)....

but no, i see the youngest ones out on the porch, so that was good they were not forced to fake an illness or have her do something to them to warrant an ambulance call....

after a short bit the city ambulance moves and a private ambulance comes down the street....here in akron city ambulances will only take patients that are in a life or death situation.....so i see them haul out michelle on a stretcher (yes they struggled with her weight)....laying fat flat, not hooked up to oxygen or anything....i will say her face looked puffy....

off the ambulance went....i haven't seen her back yet....did she eat peanuts?? cuz i mean since her gall bladder was removed she's allergic to them, but her husband ex drove her to the hospital before...or is one of her CANCERS flaring up?? there's the breast cancer, skin cancer, lung cancer, ovarian cancer, cervical cancer, kidney cancer and liver cancer...they all could have joined forces and become a super duper anti-michelle cancer!!! oh noes!

i don't know what her fake illness was today, but a friend gave me a good idea....ready??? Michelle has M.I. M.I. = major issues! brilliant!!!

i hope her insurance company investigates all this fraud...tax payers are paying some of this too...

and if it WAS really and truly and really and truly really truly a REAL illness?? well i say GOOD...bout time she had some real suffering....no, that's not nice to say about people, but if you've had to live with her as a neighbor for 3 years, had to have your house painted, fence put up, special contact paper up on the windows so she won't look in and i will never EVER forget or forgive that she stopped me from getting Molly and then laughed that Molly was dead.....well after all that and MORE you'd be more than eager to see a little karma sent her way....

yes i know i haven't written about her in a while and it's not like she's STOPPED any of her shit...so i'll just write about her again...also, if i don't write about her, it just all bottles up in me and that is not good....this is my LJ and it is therapeutic and catharic for me to write about my fucked up insane neighbor michelle!

hopefully she won't come home from the hospital at 4:30am and laugh...


she needs to experience REAL pain and suffering....too bad the ambulance wasn't yellow....but if she was really sick, then that's just a dose of the karma she has coming to her...

Живьем это чуть темнее - вспышка же.
Но очень клево.

OMFG I just had one THE most disgusting experiences of my LIFE!!!
I was making banana cakes and I already had all ingredients in the bowl, I got the flour, weigh it out, I'm about to pour it into the bowl and I see a little black thing in it, I pick it up and it looks like a tiny beastie, like an insect; so I put the flour through a sieve and like, hundreds of those little bastards appear, not just that, disgusting little wriggling larvae too, the fucking things are EVERYWHERE in the flour! 
So obviously I had to throw EVERYTHING away, basically I wasted four bananas, two eggs, butter and sugar, stuff that isn't cheap! Actually I should have said Ian threw it all away because I started retching at the mere sight of those horrid things, I'm not good with bugs and grubs and that lot; I felt terribly sick and I tought my stomach was going to rocket out of my mouth.
Moral of the story: never, NEVER AGAIN buy TESCO flour again, in fact what I should have done had my mind not gone to mush, was to take photos of that gruesome lot, pack it all up and send it off to Health And Safety and Tesco head office.Stupid me for not doing it.

you know i've mentioned those fake homeless peoples up on the rte. 8 south/tallmadge ave. exit...there's been mention in the newspaper that apparently someone HIRES them to collect money for them! yesterday a columnist at the beacon journal wrote how the mayor's spokesperson gave a panhandler $5 [ !!! ] and when he handed him the $5 the panhandler told him that the economy was getting bad because he used to be able to make $180 a DAY but now it's only $80!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???

so i emailed the mayor's spokesperson the following and he just forwardededed it to someone in the law department....yes, as reference akron has a panhandling 'permit' but it's only for the downtown area....

-----Original Message-----
From: Miss Tia [mailto:misstiaemail@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2008 4:19 PM
To: willima@ci.akron.oh.us
Subject: beggars

I just read Bob Dyer's column online with your mention of how you gave the
beggar $5 and he admitted he use to make $180 a day but now it's only $80. Now, it's nice to be kindhearted, but can the city PLEASE PLEASE do something
about these guys??

I live by Rte. 8 and Tallmadge Avenue. There is a guy there sitting on the
guardrail ALMOST DAILY! They approach car windows of women, elderly and very
young kids. How is it legal to sit on a guardrail? how is it legal to walk
up to cars begging for change? It is very disruptive to the cars stuck at
the light and it is rather frightening.

The guy at the Rte. 8/Tallmadge Avenue is not homeless. He lives in an
apartment in a house on Dayton St. I would say 95% of these men are NOT
homeless. They are all over the city, disrupting traffic, sitting in
dangerous for them and others places and the city is apparently letting them
get away with it.

Who's going to be at fault if one of these faux homeless beggars goes up to
a car window of a woman who has pepper spray and she sprays him? And say he
falls off the guardrail down the slope onto Rt. 8? Or what if he
distracts/scares a driver that they don't watch where they are going when
the light changes? There are countless possibilities.

Does Akron want to be known for supporting and condoning these faux homeless
men? It appears that way! There are temp services that pay cash the same
day, but when i mentioned that to one, he said "God bless" and moved on to
the next car!

Miss Tia

Akron OH 44310


people who present themselves as poorer than they really are to manipulate people to give them stuff REALLY FUCKING PISS ME OFF!!! yes, michelle is just as bad as these guys....she's actually worse cuz she makes up illnesses for herself and her kids....these guys are just lying about being homeless and hungry whereas she lies about EVERYTHING...."oh we're struggling, i might have to not buy so much beer when i go to a bar to pay a bill myself" oh noes michelle! here, have all this food and we'll pay your utility bills for you so you can go party and buy games for the wii cuz you are soooooooooooooooooo much more important than everyone else....

on.a.roll.

didn't take any pix/video at the dog park the other day due to the insanity that transpired...FUCKTARD....

read that there was the largest immigrant raid yet in the country! hooray!! but of course there was some idiot from the town saying "these people aren't criminals", yes this was an american who said that....uh HELLO???? they ARE criminals! they are here ILLEGALLY!!! ship 'em ALL back....all these american companies are sending their jobs to mexico, so they have jobs down there....

then of course there's a hurricane that might hit new orleans and people are afraid it might flood again if the storm hits....another uh HELLO??? you are living for the most part BELOW SEA LEVEL! what do you expect???

where i'm from in iowa is right on the mississippi river....the city had a dike---yes have a beavis/butthead moment...actually, have another---in the city basically the only thing to do was 'cruise the dike'! anyway...the dike didn't go the whole length of the city and up in the north end of town there was some people who had houses within 20 feet of the mississippi river...actually, people on the other side of the river in illinois had houses on river level too....SOME people on the illinois side were smart and had their houses on stilts...but most did not....

so what happened??? the river floods and the house floods out...what do people do? they fucking rebuild RIGHT WHERE THEY HAD BEEN!!! now, if they rebuilt with stilts, okay fine...but most didn't....the last time i was in iowa was during the last big floods i believe in 93/94? i had never seen the river so high....it went to right below one of the bridges over the river and usually it was like 30 feet LOWER than that....

what else in the news....oh the dem convention....another collection of idiots....the cult of obama is having a meeting...he's not a rock star---not even rock stars get this kind of adoration....it's quite frightening...and what the fuck is he doing have a 'greek temple' motif as a stage?? oh wait...he's just arrogant and smug....the temples are in ruins now because despite their intelligence the greeks were overcome....not really thinking things through there bedrock....

but of course he changes his view on things quite often....i'm not falling for republican hype either...first he was against offshore drilling and now he supports it in some capacity....there's other examples too but i don't feel like typing more on this smug arrogant asshole whom the dem party has crowned emperor....

labor day weekend approaching....last year michelle had an imaginary party...i'm sure she might have a real one this year....cuz despite the economy she's just doing fine and dandy....parties, cornhole hell game---played in the street blocking my driveway---cuz god forbid she played it in her long driveway or in her backyard!!!, some stupid garden canopy---which she doesn't use but oh lookey what she bought, in addition to all their playstations and gameboys she has a wii, all the widescreen tvs...oh yeah....life is good for the psychopath....she's faking an ankle injury now too...unless her broken heel/foot that she faked all summer traveled up her ankle?? and she's still going to her imaginary nursing school too!!

fuck you whore...oh yeah, she goes out at least twice a week to bars....if she gets busted for a DUI (you can only roll those dice so long before you roll snake eyes) that mug shot will be my xmas card!

she had a party a few weeks ago and she had cars on BOTH sides of the street....this street is only 15 feet wide! future party parking on the wrong side of the street WILL result in a call to the police by me....fed up.....i park in front of my house legally and she call the cops and claims it's an 'unknown car' and she's 'scared'....

and despite school recently starting, she's already had her younger kids miss school already...cuz you know they're sick! they were so sick they couldn't go to school but they could ride around the neighborhood on scooters!!! isn't that sick???

suppose to be another cold wet dreary day....got up early...probably woke up by drunk whores coming home....cuz it's FUNNY to come home drunk....hahahaha....maybe i should go outside and blow my air horn???

Носов прекрасно описал прототип соверменных мукл в лице поэтессы Самоцветик:

"- ...глаза мне, пожалуйста, сделайте голубые.
- У вас ведь карие глаза, - возразил Тюбик.
- Ну, миленький, что вам стоит! Если вы можете вместо зеленого платья сделать синее, то почему вместо карих глаз нельзя сделать голубые?
- Тут есть разница, - ответил Тюбик. - Если вы захотите, то можете надеть синее платье, но глаза вы при всем желании не вставите себе голубые.
- Ах, так! Ну, тогда, пожалуйста, делайте карие глаза, но нарисуйте их побольше.
- У вас и так очень большие глаза.
- Ну, чуточку! Мне хочется, чтобы были еще больше. И ресницы сделайте подлиннее.
- Ладно.
- И волосы сделайте золотистые. У меня ведь почти золотистые волосы! - молящим голосом просила Самоцветик.
- Это можно, - согласился Тюбик.
Он принялся рисовать поэтессу, а она беспрестанно вскакивала, подбегала к портрету и кричала:
- Глаза чуточку побольше! Еще, еще, еще! Ресницы прибавьте! Рот чуточку меньше... Еще, еще!
Кончилось тем, что глаза на портрете получились огромные, каких и не бывает, ротик - с булавочную головку, волосы - словно из чистого золота, и весь портрет имел очень отдаленное сходство. Но поэтессе он очень понравился, и она говорила, что лучше портрета ей и даром не надо."

Разве что с ротиком промахнулся писатель. Но тут уж он не виноват. Кому могла прийти в голову та порнография, что муклы делают себе на лицах вместо губ?

Вот то, что на небе посередение - это самолет летит прямо на нас. Типа, мы его спереди видим.
Это муж утверждает. А я так думаю, что это дух Калиостро все-таки.

am still quite bothered by yesterday....who could ever imagine all that drama at the dog park over a CAT??? yes, for those of you playing at home, i made a friends only post, not cuz of the dog park drama, cuz of someone else....guess??

anyway, there was a woman with a CAT at the stow dog park yesterday and when someone nicely told her she shouldn't have a cat there she flipped out and was threatening to kill her dog, my dog, us, etc....i called 911...it was insane to say the least....i had a bad asthma attack too....

suppose to rain....will take bath and walk critter if it's not raining too hard...i haz ungbrella...

gotta fill up the bird/squirrel feeders too...

then i shall be doing some internets stuff! good day for it!