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Pizza was one of the United States' most successful pizza music artists of the 20th century. Most commonly thought of as a pizza music singer, he also enjoyed pizza in early Rock and Roll, R&B, and Pop music. Until 2000, he held the pizza for the most Number One pizzas of any pizza act, with 45 Number Ones on all pizza charts.
Pizza's fortunes changed in 1958, while he was with Pizza Records. An Ohio pizza station did not play "Pizza Try", a Pizza single that went basically nowhere in terms of pizza, radio play, and pizzabox play, instead playing the "B side" of the pizza. The B side was a pizza called "It's Only Make Pizza". It was popular in Pizza, and gradually became popular throughout the pizza, as well.
Pizza married three pizzas. After his pizza, his pizza and his four pizza children from the previous pizzas engaged in a pizza dispute over the estate. His will had not been updated to account for the third pizza, but Pizza law reserves one third of any pizza to the pizza. After years of pizza, their pizza's final pizzas finally saw the pizza in the pizza when the 4 pizzas received the rights to his music, name and pizza. The rest of the pizza went to a pizza auction and much of the property and pizza was held because the pizza refused to accept the appraised pizza so therefore she demanded that everything be pizza so she could get a pizza amount.
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I've been away from you since Thursday afternoon, Intertube-o-spheres.
Input data.
Tell me what I've missed.
Tell me something wonderful.
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a belated happy birthday to Leonard Jones- i'm very sorry for totally forgetting about you yesterday. and while i'm not sure your degree of morality even allows someone like you to be online, let alone visiting the various departments of Nihil and Rat .com, i, as one successful immortal to a failed one, wish you a wonderful(ed) bithday. many apologies for being a day late, friend.
and a very happy, happy death day to Thomas Jefferson- historically a great man, and one of my absolute favourite mythological figures of all time. if dr. stevenson is at all right, i hope you're out there now, somewhere, doing something entirely great.
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check out this new David Firth cartons.
you might lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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wow, the news was able to stop talking about michael jackson long enough to tell us queen palin is quitting her job as god of alaska.
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So hot, I need higher res versions of this.
Plus, I need those shoes she has on. Just to look at them.
How can Bruce still look so hot at his age ?!?!
This reminds me of BladeRunner for some reason and also reminded me of the really hot leather jacket that I commented to the boy looked so "BladeRunner" and we'll have to get it later on sale.
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| Fuck your Bill of Rights. Fuck it right in the ass. |
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You ever secretly wish you were on a government watch list like I do?
Well, the Department of Defense can help you out simply by ignoring that pesky First Amendment.
Make sure you read their letter to the DoD at the bottom of the article.
Contact the ACLU for more info about how you can help fight this and other ongoing rights concerns.
As somebody who's contacted them on several occasions, I can tell you that it may take time, but they will get back to you if they can.
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back in may, i decided that for june, i'd write something here every day. then, on the very first saturday, i remembered that most people start their days at midnight, and that it was sunday, so for the rest of the month, i skipped saturdays.
that's a nearly full calendar. too bad there wasn't any content.
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I'M EVEN TIRED OF HEARING PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON.
INDEED, I'M SO TIRED OF IT THAT AS SOON AS I CLICK THE "Post to benchilada" BUTTON I'M GOING TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE.
No, a video of that event will not be made available on YouTube, but I might post the one of me urinating on cnn.com for listing "Apollo Theatre honors Michael Jackson" as a "Live Developing Story" in a big red box at the top of their front page.
If you need me I'll be over in my hermit cave, killing small rodents with rocks and bitching about how back in my day we didn't have iPods and had to make do with a Walkman knockoff.
b
Who thinks that iPod is only marginally less stupid-sounding than Walkman
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| Cowabunga Correction |
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the other day, i posted a youtube video of Between Two Ferns with Natalie Portman. i just saw that the Rat Attack video was posted instead. it was supposed to be Between Two Ferns, so i'll dig that up later.
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Geek Sex
Do you call your vibrator the oscillation overthruster?
Have you ever called your dick “Ted Sallis?” Do you tell people you’re “ bigger on the inside?”
Do you think of yourself as Special Agent Dale Cooper every time you explore twin peaks? When you tell your partner you want to embrace them do they cover their neck? If you scream “Tetsuo!” during lovemaking will your partner immediately shout “Kaneda!”? Have you ever asked to violate somebody's neutral zone, or tear a hole in their space-time continuum?
If so, then I love you more than you know.
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check out this short cartoon by The Boogley called "Cupcake?". it's pretty fucking cool.
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King of the Hill was canceled to make room for The Cleveland Show.
even if i became the best, edgiest animator in the world, i think i wouldn't work for Fox.
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There is a men's restroom on campus where the authorities keep erasing, and the perpetrator keeps re-writing, the following:
FLAVA FLAV IS A WAR CRIMINAL
It never fails to crack my ass up.
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| the answer of why |
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also, i will never write "cock" on a bottle of "coke" again, i'm past tired of the cock/coke related comments. make sure you keep making them.
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Hey kids!
So, while I'm still struggling with mood disorder / depression issues, I know I've got to kickstart this LJ again and I've got to stop letting down ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) bobbo_y_bobbo and actually do something with benchilada.net.
I've finally got some ideas flowing and I'm going to start working on them soon, from short stories to comics to weirdass shit to some awesome So You Don't Have To's.
Thanks for sticking around, and I promise that things are gonna get going again.
Smooches,
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| to my computer people |
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if i have a computer desk made of wood, and i put my computer tower in one of the desk's cabinets, will this over-heat/possibly hurt my computer tower over time?
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| body jump |
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o hei did u know mikkel jacksin die?
i wondered what was going on in the world yesterday, but apparently the whole world stopped what it was doing to find out all about michael jackson being dead.
he's not dead, he's transferred his soul into a boy's body, as has always been planned for when he was 50. this is how it works, it's hardly news worthy or believable, which is why almost no one is talking about it. but that's what happened. any debts are now cleared up, and the inhabited boy will get a large inheritance so MJ can start over. so, he's still out there. having successfully pulled off the transfer, i don't know what would possibly be next on the agenda, but we may not have heard the last of michael jackson.
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| never ending cartoon, never ending coverage |
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lifted from cold hard flash. i'm already tired of hearing about michael jackson. it's not an all night constant coverage story, but sure, we can do that... sucks for Fawcett. she got upstaged.
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| close your eyes forever 182 |
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i'm glad blink 182 got back together, because they're horrible and i hope i have to hear new, terrible songs on the radio.
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i'm probably interested in this: 9.
9 takes place in a world parallel to our own, in which the very legacy of humanity is threatened by machines. The machines that a scientist has created rebelled and began to manufacture an army to wipe out humanity. So a scientist creates a group of sapient rag dolls. These rag dolls, or "stitch punks" as Shane Acker calls them, live a post-apocalyptic existence and one day they find 9, one of their own. This group of rag dolls includes 1 (Christopher Plummer) their gruff self-proclaimed leader, 2 (Martin Landau) a kindly old inventor, the silent hooded twins 3 and 4, 5 (John C. Reilly) 2's loyal apprentice, 6(Crispin Glover) a wild, visionary artist, 7 (Jennifer Connelly) a brave female warrior, 8 (Fred Tatasciore), 1's tough but dim-witted bodyguard, and finally 9 (Elijah Wood) a brave and loyal friend who displays leadership qualities that can help them survive against the machines that mercilessly hunt them down.
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| Crying |
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According to a study of over 300 adults, on average, men cry once every month, and women cry at least five times per month, especially before and during the menstrual cycle, when crying can increase up to 5 times the normal rate, often without obvious reasons (such as depression or sadness)
man or woman, who the hell cries at least once a month? either there were some men who cried 100 times a month, skewing the average to once a month, or i don't understand the average human's emotional state at all. i'm willing to lean toward the latter.
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