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Polly+Morfs : J. Eegads Hoover

2009-04-25T14:19:21Z


morf: oh god this room is a mess.

polly: let’s hover.


morf: yes,  lets!


morf: this is so much easier than hoovering.

polly: if only i could see the screen.

based on actual events, no doubt.

Polly+Morfs : 005 : Happy new meh.

2009-01-19T01:08:17Z

and only 19 days late

that's what I call service

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fdO4ea3oP8Q

Polly+Morfs : Bathtime Blues.

2009-01-11T02:42:48Z


*morf enters masturbatorium*

polly: i told you. if you’re not going to take care of yourself, i will.

Polly+Morfs : Happy New Meh.

2009-01-08T05:09:09Z


morf : happy new year!

polly : meh.

Polly+Morfs : Well Excuuuuuuuse, me! Princess.

2008-11-14T11:05:59Z


morf : BURP

morf : well excuuuuuuuse, me! princess.

polly : i told you to stop watching that crap.

no, really. stop it.
evidence: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM

Polly+Morfs : Wuv

2008-10-14T04:18:38Z


polly : i wuv you.
morf : i wuv you too.

polly : it’s nice to say i wuv you to someone and have them mean it back.
morf : why? do you often say it to random people on the street?

polly : no.

Polly+Morfs : The GamErr Introduction

2008-09-07T02:04:42Z


*normal panel*

morf : when scientists seek to understand the lifestyle of a shark they
build a metal robot shark of doom.
polly : it is fun to build robot sharks.


*close up of sheet covering box, voices come on from off panel*

polly : we have been secretly researching gamers for the last two years and we
too had to build a robotic infiltration device.
morf : it is fun to build robot sharks.


*Sheet is removed to show...*

morf : introducing, young master gamErr. say hello to the nice people, gamErr.
gamErr : 1/5*
polly : As you can see it is functioning perfectly

*1/5 or commonly known as "One out of five" or "1 star out of a possible full 5",
a popular method of rating a game found on most gaming sites/communities.

Or just how gamers express their love for developers.

[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Hungry Pussy

2008-08-15T19:13:19Z

not exactly happy with the voices. we'll do it better next time, promise.

polly: hey, how many cats do we have?

morf: just the one.

polly: are you sure?

morf: i think he might be hungry.

polly: you're a towel.

the original http://community.livejournal.com/4lfa/15384.html
youpube link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FAlHE1lJ5fs

[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Tasty Lovin

2008-08-01T23:11:40Z


morf : tasty poundland* tasties, how i love thee. let me count the ways.
morf : glug, glug, glug.
morf : one.

polly : is unamused.

*Poundland is a United Kingdom-based variety store chain which sells every item in its stores for £1.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YSeUbg4SiI

[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Ass Fro

2008-07-30T05:41:39Z


polly : what's that?
morf : what's what?
polly : turn around.

polly : THAT
morf : oh, thats my ass fro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU82vMmAz4o

Polly+Morfs : Ass Fro

2008-07-25T10:13:23Z


polly : what's that?
morf : what's what?
polly : turn around.

polly : THAT
morf : oh, thats my ass fro.

[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : 3D Video Vision

2008-07-14T19:00:40Z

They're alive!!

It seems we have been given permission to peek into the (almost) real world of Polly and Morf.

20 or so seconds of shaky cam work, courtesy of the XIX.
This took a couple of days; learning Blender, rendering the animation, recording/mixing sounds and creating the graphics.
Obviously, there is always room for improvement. :}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQpqq0SCYDk

Polly+Morfs : Modern Technology

2008-07-06T15:59:00Z

morf : hmm, it says here 4chan has frames.
polly : heh, modern technology eh?

morf : and it has a work safe button? how can that possibly work?.
polly: click it then.

morf : have i gone blind?
polly : yes, yes you have.


Update: The Animation! now available on youtube.

Polly+Morfs : Cloacking Field Activated

2008-07-04T17:52:32Z

*morf stench rises*

polly : spray yourself

*morf removes deodorant from holster and sprays *

morf : well, lucky for you i have it right here

polly :  if it’s right there why do i keep having to tell you to use it.

morf : dunnu

Polly+Morfs : Is it Lobo?

2008-06-30T18:07:17Z

polly : you know hobo?

morf :  *thinks* hobo? strange, that is in no way relevant to the current conversation

*full closeup of morfs brain with these thoughts filling the whole panel*

morf : she often restarts old conversations in the middle of other
conversations and expects me to know what she is talking about so did
we talk about hobos yesterday or sometime last week possibly even last
year no i do not think we did so it must be something else maybe
burning hobos ahhh we are watching ghost rider so it could be comic
related and lobo rhymes with hobo maybe she is talking about lobo yes
i suppose that kind of makes some sense

morf : lobo?

polly :  yeah, lobo. lobo rocks!

Polly+Morfs : Groundhog Days

2008-06-13T18:50:54Z

polly :  what are you watching?
morf :  groundhog day.

polly :  what are you watching now?
morf :  groundhog day.

polly :  is that the extended version?
morf :  no, its just on loop.

Polly+Morfs : Stop Licking Me

2008-06-07T22:16:26Z


morf :  stop licking me. why are you doing that, it doesn't make any sense?

it :  *lick*

morf :  i said stop licking me. tell it to stop licking me!

it :  *lick*

polly :  lick him

morf :  do not listen to them

it :  *lick*

Polly+Morfs : Wherein it is explained why people cyber rather than talk

2008-05-15T19:16:26Z


1: hi
2: wanna cyber chat?
1: sure
1: OK Im talking to you now
2: OK Im talking to back to you
1: im making small talk
2: small talk engaged
1: I'm saying something incredibly intelligent
2: right got you, I'm listening to what you are saying
2: now I'm replying with like something even smarter
1: I'm listening to what you said
1: now I'm pausing to think
1: kay I've come up with a joke
1: its like really funny
1: I'm going to say the joke in 3
1: 2
1: are you ready? this is going to be the best joke of your life
1: 1
1: ok, I'm saying the joke right now as hard as I can
2: wow
2: that was the best
2: I'm laughing so much I think I just wet myself
2: ...
2: so are you a dude or guy?

Polly+Morfs : Girly aspirations throughout the ages

2008-05-04T22:13:14Z


1900 : I'm looking for a guy with a horse.

1970 : I'm looking for a guy with a car.

2008 : I'm looking for a guy with MSN!

Polly+Morfs : I Am Gay Retard!

2008-04-28T15:43:17Z


it's the things you see on a daily basis that makes you question the future of us all.
or at least, the things random humans say to each other in a chat room.

i'm willing to bet that there will be 2 distinct species of humans when the new world draws near; those who blog and those who don't.

possibly, the only way to suss out those who don't is by poking them with a stick and hearing them go "GRUNT". the other type will probably say nothing but dedicate an entire post about it the next day. or for the less inclined, a twitter tweet.

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user1: so, u wanna date?
user2: I'm a gay retard!
user3: lol
user4: lol

user2: wtf are you all laughing at?
user3: you, you gay retard
user2: ...
user2: what, no, I ment

user2: I'm a guy, you retard!
user3: lolz
user4: lol
user1: epic typing

Polly+Morfs : Megalopyge opercularis

2008-04-23T14:58:11Z


morf : oohhh a fluffy thing. i like to pet nice things.
morf : ARRRRRRRRGHHH!!!@#

polly : see wiki for Megalopyge opercularis // "Ironically, the resemblance of the larvae to soft, colorful cotton balls encourages people to pick them up and pet them.

The 'fur' of the larva contains venomous spines that cause extremely painful reactions in human skin upon contact. The reactions are sometimes localized to the affected area but are often very severe, radiating up a limb and causing burning, swelling, nausea, headache, abdominal distress, rashes, blisters, and sometimes chest pain, numbness, or difficulty breathing."

Polly+Morfs : Eggy Soldiers

2008-04-12T00:16:10Z


morf : what is the time period that you can't feed a mogwai?
morf : i mean we all know after midnight but when does breakfast become
dangerous? 9am? 6am? 3am?

polly : its sun rise, ok? midnight to sunrise!
morf : so if i was to get up real early in the morning, boil some eggs and
offer the mogwai some except he would be all like noooo i cant eat that
now (unless he was an evil one)

morf : only maybe i wouldn't know why he didn't want to eat and i might
accidentally force my eggy soldiers down his little throat and...
polly : look i already told you. i am not getting you a mogwai!

Polly+Morfs : 3 square meals a day

2008-04-06T02:46:20Z


Exhibit A : http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/news/stories/2008/04/03/turner_0404.html
Exhibit B : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morlock

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morf :  wow. looks like my plan isn't that silly after all.
polly :  you have a plan?
morf : oh yes.
morf : i plan to wait for society to collapse, then take the opportunity
to found that underground cannibal cult i've always wanted.
polly : ?
morf : ted turner says morlocks are the future.
polly : who the hell is ted turner?

Polly+Morfs : Hellbound Cube

2008-04-02T19:17:30Z


provoked by a conversation that took place here.

no, we do not condone violence to animals for we are not gods.

and hell is purely conceptional.

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polly : what are you doing
morf :  i found a companion cube, look i've almost got it open.
polly :  companion cubes open?
polly :  that's not a companion cube that's a hell raiser puzzle box
that opens a gateway into hell.
morf :  same thing init?
thing : your suffering will be legendary.

Stop the Large Hadron Collider?

2008-03-30T19:01:05Z

What are they afraid of?

I mean what's the worst that can happen.

Sure you could get sucked into another world. But the odds are low.

Exhibit A : http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23844529/
Exhibit B : http://youtube.com/watch?v=1j4gO9sR7zs

Whoops, This seems to be an obvious and popular gag :)
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20080330

Still zero respect for picking a game that the gametards will recognize.

Another world is a genius work of fucking art and design and wordless story telling that has not been surpassed since. HL is just a nice engine.