| Polly+Morfs : Busy Professionals |
[Sun | 110809 | 1744] |

polly: apparently, some philosopher came up with this rule that a person requires 10,000 hours of practice in their field to be deemed an expert.
polly: which means we’re both experts in our fields.
morf: sweet.
morf: ooh also, i’m an expert masturbator!
polly: good for you, dear
no, really.
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| Polly+Morfs : Cat & Cheese |
[Tue | 081809 | 1855] |

morf: i'm hungry.
polly: eat some cheese, nature's nectar.
the thing growls.
morf: i'm not that hungry.
polly: pussy.
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| Polly+Morfs : J. Eegads Hoover |
[Sat | 042509 | 1514] |

morf: oh god this room is a mess.
polly: let’s hover.
morf: yes, lets!
morf: this is so much easier than hoovering.
polly: if only i could see the screen.
based on actual events, no doubt.
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| Polly+Morfs : Bathtime Blues. |
[Sun | 011109 | 0238] |

*morf enters masturbatorium*
polly: i told you. if you’re not going to take care of yourself, i will.
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