Title: Common Misconceptions
Fandom: Full Metal Alchemist
Author: mistr3ssquickly
Prompt: #68: Impartial Attire
Pairings: Alphonse Elric and Danny Broche
Warnings: Sex if you read it really carefully. Skim and you'll probably miss it.
Summary: There are some Universal Truths that belong in the Trash Bin of Life.
Comments: Written for pockygirl for all the right reasons, and then some.

Just for fun, post any recipes you find that actually sound decent in a comment here.
Who knows, some of them might turn out good- miracles do happen, after all.

premade lists of 30.
( Pocky )

Welcome to 30ish spams! you may be wondering what spam, that salty abomination against good cooking has do with writing. And you are indeed right to wonder...

What is 30ish spams?
One fine day I, (pockygirl) looked at my inbox and went "'Awe-inspiring, water-resistant'? what in hell is that about?!"

and thus, 30ish_spams was born.

We're yet another fiction theme list, inspired by the like of 30_kisses, 30_lemons, 30_kills, etc etc etc... well, those and the lovely people who inundate your inboxes every day with ads for 'enhancement' items, mortgaes, stock tips, and who knows what else.

Each and every theme on the list arrived in one of my inboxes and was lovingly selected for your writing pleasure. They were edited only for spelling.

These are real spam titles and we have no intentions in mind for how you use them.
Be creative and surprise us... by making some sense of them, if nothing else."

edit: I kept on collecting these, and 30 is just too few to encompass the greatness. So, we're just going to give you a list. Choose whichever thirty appeal to you the most... and as spam never ends, there will be more for your enjoyment.

Rules can be found on the community info page

( the most inspiring gibberish of your life is hiding under here )
There are 103 spams and counting, so check back for more!

Read the Rules on the info page, or die. thank you!