Too Much Sex Info

Pompoir

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:32:32 GMT

True story of a trick I taught my new grlfriend. All it takes is one dildo and one cunt to learn how.

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"Can you pick up a dildo with your cunt?" I asked her.

"Don't know. Haven't tried."

"Yeah, but you've been practicing your Kegels? Right? I think you can. Try this. Squat down over this dildo." I pull an average size smoothie out of my toy box. Hold it beneath her as she slowly impales herself on it. I watch the dildo disappear inside her.

"Okay, got it mostly in there now. Squeeze really tight and lift your hips. Like your trying to pull the dildo off the bed." I gently release my fingers. The dildo rises a little, then slips down and out.

"Let's try that again. The whole idea is to squeeze it tight enough to hold it inside you so it doesn't slip even if you're wet."

She tries again. No go this time.

I pull out one with ridges on it. "Let's try a different one. This one should be easier to grip."

She lowers herself down onto it. Her pussy lips slowly flow over each ridge as she engulfs it.

"Now squeeze and lift." The dildo goes up, stays up as she lifts her thighs.

"Excellent! You're doing well. Keep holding. Relax and let it slip."

The dildo falls.

"Now try your Kegels with the dildo each day instead of just doing them with nothing. You'll develop your Kegel muscles much quicker. Nothing like a little visual and tactile feedback to tell you how well you're doing."

"Now watch this." I lower myself onto the dildo. Squeeze tight and lift. It rises as I left my hips off the bed.

"This time, I'll let it slip a bit down, and then hold again." She stares intently at my cunt. I relax my cunt a little, just enough so the dildo slips slowly without falling out. It goes an inch, and stops as I tighten again.

She smiles. I smile.

"Look ma, no hands!" I say. She smiles her silly grin at me.

"Now it goes back up." I squeeze very tightly at the introitus. The vaginal muscles right at opening squeeze and push it into me. The dildo rises.

"Whoa! How'd you that!?" she gasps.

"It's called pompoir. I taught myself how to control the muscles right at the opening, but keep the others relaxed. This is easier to do with some dildos than others."

The dildo slips on its own. I catch it with another squeeze.

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A few weeks pass. She and I practice our Kegels together each evening. Almost each evening. We kneel facing each other on the bed so we can watch each other. Slide down onto our toys, squeeze together and rise. More fun exercising with a partner. ;-)

During one exercise, she asks "Have you ever squeezed a guy like this?"

"Oh, yeah. I tried it on a couple of guys. The squeeze alone is quite the thrill for them. Once you get good enough you can stay perfectly still, and squeeze their cocks rhythmically. I can't do it for more than a few minutes at a time."

With a few more practice sessions she soon learns to pull it up into her.

Together we learn to squeeze it in and out. Pull in, push out. Each lowering and raising her dildo.

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"Here, let's try this." I get a double-ended dildo. Not the long one, just the foot long.

"Okay, you lie back against those pillows. I'll lie down facing you with our legs crossing." Our cunts are a few inches apart. Not close enough for a lip kiss. I push one end of the dildo into me. Then I position myself and she takes the other end into her.

"I'll squeeze first and you relax." The dildo slides into her.

"Your turn. Squeeze and push it to me." It slides back into me.

We take turns. Back and forth, forth and back. Into her. Into me. Into her again.

"This is funner way to exercise than doing it separately." She smiles at me.

"Yeah," I smile back. "and I'm glad I have a grlfriend like you to do this with."

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"Strap on?"

"Sure. Why not?"

I put on the harness, adjust the dildo. I climb on top and enter her. My grlfriend loves this.

"Squeeze as I slowly pump." She knows the Routine. We do the CAT position. More fun than doggy style.

She gets a double screamer. I smile knowing I can give her that.

"Pompoir makes the orgasms more intense."

"Yeah." Dreamy smile all over her. Me too.

"We should try this on a guy or two."

"Maybe, if they are trainable, and know how to play safe."

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x-posted.

House cleaning

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 07:47:39 GMT

In a big, bad, ugly way.
If I removed your name in error, email me.

Mon, 10 Jan 2005 22:06:34 GMT

mmmmmmmmm..............had the most amazing time last night.............noodle came up..........we had been out for a meal and then a drink and came home, i was feeling rather horny by this time............i said good bye to my mum for babysitting and put my son to bed...............

me and noodle continued to finnish off the bottle of jack daniels ..........i was feeling rally horny now and straddled noodle and started to kiss and tease him with my mouth..........not quite touching his lips with mine........going in for a kiss but not quite.....................then i kissed him hard.............and deep..............mmmmm.........his lips were so soft against mine and his tounge was so warm and wet..........i just wanted it on my pussy...................we kissed for like what seamed forever, long and hard..........then he said lets just get to bed!..................

i put all the lights off and we went to my room............i have a gothic bed with drapes around the bed so i feel at ease there..............like im in a movie...............i put on some music and got into bed..............we started to touch each other and he started to kiss me really hard................ started growling in my ear......this drives me mad.....................and we just started pulling at each other...............roughly................he started to bite my neck hard and i groaned with excitement...................i unbuttoned my shirt and he grabbed my breast and started sucking eagerly on my rock hard nipple...............i shared a bit then gave him one whilst i sucked on my other ........

by now we were both getting pretty hot and i felt his hand slip down my pants.......he started to touch my pussy and it felt so amazing!!!..............tbc

Comment whorage

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 13:08:30 GMT

I'm noticing that I'm running a little dry in terms of comments on my exploits, so I figured i'd come in and "drum up a little business" as it were. Come visit, poke around, read my adventures.

Last night was the winter solstice, the longest night of the year... and how can you have a long night without having any fun? Yesterday I forbade the big kitty to get off until I got to his house - which, judging by the entry he posted, he found rather frustrating. *unabashedly sadistic giggle* Still, it made for a fun evening. Especially the bit where my good old unitard got completely wrecked...

( rest of story. )

The Power of Porn Talk

Sun, 15 Aug 2004 05:16:17 GMT

As has already been established, the worst thing someone anyone ever said to me in bed was "You're better than my brother." Runner-ups include "Penetrate me", "You want my ass, don't you?", "Spank me, Daddy", and "It burns". Ok, I am fairly certain that "it burns" wasn't supposed to sound sexy, but the rest clearly were.

During a particularly unmemorable (which I guess wouldn't make it particular) hook-up with The Experience Junkie, he slapped my ass and said "Oh, you like that don't you." Well, up until he put on the faux-sultry voice to ask for my approval, I had. But once he arched his eyebrow into that expression that only Leonard Nimoy and The Rock dare take out of the bedroom, it was all I could do not to go into full sarcastic dirty talk mode.

Elvis was the ~~king~~ apprentice of dirty talk. He was always asking for approval, calling me various members of his family, and oohing and ahhing like the background vocals for an early 1990's Madonna track. Don't get me wrong, I love hearing ooohing and ahhing going on, provided it's honest. And while I'm not going to hook my fuckee/fucker up to a lie detector, I tend to have a pretty good ear for when someone is impersonating something from a mid-80's porno.

The most honest sounding man I've ever slept with was deaf. He moaned in a rhythm that would make a metronome jealous. He also never referred to me as his kin, or went into boring detail about what he did and didn't like. He could have, I was near fluent in ASL, but he felt it was better to communicate by eye contact and the occasional wrist grab when we weren't face to face. A simple squeeze on a pressure point is a much more concise way to point out that you not ready to be on the receiving end of a fuck than "Not yet, baby, why don't you polish my pearl a little more first." A statement, which, now that I think about it, should have been THE runner up of the worst thing anyone said to me in bed (or on the living room floor, in this case). I mean, that sort of makes sense in a hetero relationship, what with the similarities between cunt and clam (they both have four letter and start with a c), but a guy's asshole has nearly nothing in common with a clam. Unless, of course, he's been sitting naked on a beach somewhere, or he swallowed one of his mother's necklaces.

I often wonder where the lexicon of bad porn talk was born. I don't have much experience with pre-80's porn, and by then phrases like "Oh Daddy, fuck me harder, daddy, yes, I love it when you fuck me daddy" were pretty commonplace. Was there some boom of incest porn in the 70's that 80's pornographers were satirizing, or is there more than a fetish community's worth of people who like to imagine they're fucking their offspring? Personally, everytime I hear someone call me Daddy, I begin to calculate how much I'd owe their mother in back child support.

Joining the community...

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 07:15:59 GMT

Just to remind you guys, LJ has changed the community management/moderation system. If you want to join the community, you have to go to the community's info page and click on the link to join.

After you do that, you'll get to a page explaining that it's a closed community asking if you really want to submit a request to join. After you submit the request, the mods will get an email about it. We'll check to see if you have your date of birth listed on your info page and, if you do, make sure that you're 18+ years old. If everything is OK, we'll accept and you'll get an email letting you know (either way).

EDIT: This post is just for people that want to join (hence the public post). Existing members can ignore this post.

-the mad mod

Wanna Get to Know You - The G-Unit

Closed Community

Sun, 15 Feb 2004 03:02:00 GMT

In light of recent events in the community, quecojones and I have decided that the community will become a closed community by midnight on Monday, Feb. 16 (technically tuesday, but hey...). Entries will be only visible to community members.

NOTE: PLEASE do not comment in princezz522 or quecojones own personal livejournals about joining unless you've tried emailing or IMing one of us first. When you email us, please give us 2-3 days to contact you. If you don't hear from us after those 3 days, THEN comment in our journals.

With that, we will be adding a new rule. If you want to be a member of this community, you need to do one of two things:

1) Email us, IM us with your FULL birthday. Only use this option if you cannot, for whatever reason, comply with option number 2
2) Or, more desirably, make sure your FULL birthdate is on your profile page.

You guys have until Monday at midnight (tuesday) to do one of those 2 things. If, for some reason, you fail to do so, you will get one of three things from us: an email, an IM, or a comment in your own journal. Either way, we're going to ask you your birthdate. Granted, we realize some people may actually lie about their birthdates...this is just an action that we need to take to keep the community from being shut down.

I owe you guys 2 juicy TMSI's now. Don't let me forget!

*edit* ok, the community is now CLOSED! granted, its not monday yet, but its closed. you do have until monday to do those 2 options though.

Date...

Sun, 15 Feb 2004 01:54:26 GMT

Things may be looking up. ;)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/quecojones/109375.html

Porn

Sun, 15 Feb 2004 01:48:42 GMT

My girl and I like watching porn DVDs together. I have a DVD burner, and I like to take videos I've downloaded off the web, and make custom DVDs for us. We've bought a few DVDs off ebay, but were never very good. We like the more amateur-style ones. Very real and very hot. I like it better when there's no music, so you can hear every noise that is made.

Our favorite has to be girl/girl stuff. She really gets into it. We watched some last night, and she liked one of the scenes so much, she rewound it so we could watch it again. Of course we were both masturbating while we watched it. Her with her vibrator, and me just standard hand. She loves that vibrator. It works good in her pussy, or just using it on her clit.

She brought herself to 2 very powerful orgasms and had to call it quits. When she masturbates herself, she goes longer and cums only a few times. When I'm doing it, she cums extremely fast, and sometimes literally dozens of times.

She crawled between my legs, and gave me a hand. Played with my balls, gripped the base of my cock, played with my ass a lil bit. I tell ya, feels really freakin good when she does that. To finish off, I had her fuck my cock with her nice big tits. It felt so good...they are warm and so soft.
Gotta love that girl/girl porn!

And we're still looking for that elusive bi-female to join us for some naughty fun!

jail bait

Sat, 14 Feb 2004 07:00:40 GMT

Attention guys!

we have minors in the community. so far, i've discovered 13. sexity_sex_sex, blackflamez, breezy01, ghettofridge, kixxy (you just missed it by a month...sorry, rules are rules. come back in a month :D), kut_u_up_b182, longlivethecow, metallcarox55, moochild, oioichaosrules, ziggysan, razormirror, sampagita you guys are banned until you are 18 years of age, come back when you're 18 and we'll welcome you with open arms.

i can't sleep folks, so it's gonna be a long night of making sure all of you folks are legal. if you do not have your full birthday listed in your profile...2 things. 1, why not? and 2, put it there for me.

yea, i realize this post doesn't have tmsi in it...i'll post a big, juicy detailed one sometime over the weekend.

that is all

*edit* ok maybe i won't see them all tonight...but by monday, i will have seen each and every one of you guys' profile pages..please include your birthdays IN FULL

*edit**edit*we're not, unless quecojones wants it, limiting the community to those with full birthdays listed. i will be updating this journal entry frequently with the list of those banned. If you don't have your full birthday listed, you will either get a comment from me in your journal or an email by monday. If you refuse to give me your full birthday (believe me, i've run into some already), then I will be forced to ban you. Just cooperate with me guys.

I got "let go" from my job today...

Sat, 14 Feb 2004 01:10:36 GMT

so now I need to kill something or Have some very angry leather bound and gagged, whip swinging, hard, heavy, and sweaty sex. With tons of biting, scratching, and general blood letting involved.

I'm sooooo horny

Fri, 13 Feb 2004 14:29:24 GMT

i want to bury my face between a woman's thighs and lick and suck and nibble for a week.

Meme...

Fri, 13 Feb 2004 08:24:34 GMT

From beyondbounds:

What I am proposing is you write a community post (relating to sex somehow) which includes either:

something you have done which you usually keep secret
something you desire to do which you usually keep secret
something you have done of which you have been ashamed
something you desire to do of which you have been ashamed

Great sex

Fri, 13 Feb 2004 03:38:56 GMT

Sexy fun from a couple nights ago.

She wore her super silky sexy panties, and her sexy lingerie and greeted me while I was at the computer. I spun around, and started playing with her tits while we kissed. She turned around and gave me a lil lap dance. I had her stop for a bit so I could take off my jeans and boxers and feel her silky panties against my cock. she continued with the lap dance while I played with her tits some more. damn it felt good. She spun back around, got on her knees and sucked on my cock for about a minute before she got up and had me come to the bedroom.

She told me she wanted to be blindfolded, and I readily agreed to put it on her. Laid her down on the bed, with the blindfold firmly in place. I guided her hand to my cock, while I rubbed her pussy through the extremely soft material of her panties. I could very quickly feel her start to get wet, even through the panties.

After quite a bit of this, I moved them to the side a bit so I could feel her smooth lips and run my finger through them. Would lean down and run my tongue through her pussy a few times too. I had to get a better taste, so I moved in between her legs , pulled the panties aside again and went right at her clit. She came very quickly, and I wanted to give her more, so I moved up to slide in my now rock hard cock. She was so wet, I slid right in, and went to work. She's the kind of girl that cums very easily during sex, and it probably only took her a minute to cum. She actually came several times.

I slid out of her, and moved up so she could suck on my cock for a bit. She sucks cock so good, feels amazing. I wanted her to keep feeling good though, so I had her move to the edge of the bed so I could fuck her from behind. Slid my cock right into her, and started pumping away...slow and gentle at first, but she was soon begging me to give it to her hard, so I eagerly obliged. She had several very powerful orgasms.

We switched around a couple different positions until I felt myself getting very close to cumming, so I laid back on the bed and had her get on top of me. She took off the blindfold for this...probably so she could watch me cum. She rode my cock pretty hard, and brought herself to yet another orgasm. That was enough to push me over the edge, so I let go and shot my cum deep into her pussy. Best feeling in the world!

alright...

Fri, 13 Feb 2004 03:19:27 GMT

So I finaly had sex today for the first time since...june (long sabatical for me) And normaly, I would not complain about having sex. And in truth I suppose i really shouldn't. But..geeh. *whimpers* It was SO not good! The only exciting part was that it was in the guys living room and his brother could have come in at any second and we would be there on the couch with me stradeling my friend. Now normaly the situation alone would get me hot and it did. But..he was no good! You know how you can know a person for a while and fantasize how someone might be in bed and then you get some really good masturbation thoughts and just go at it alone thinking about whoever it is. ((I do/did that)) But then you finaly after so long get the real thing...and its a total let down... I HATE THAT! I think I've had one successful story on my fantasies and unfortunately he and I never got together but the once. *pout* Today's guy was a good kisser yes, he went down on me a total plus, but...when it came right down to it...even I couldn't make it even better and I tried! I tried so hard! He got off, good for him...I didn't. I think I got about...half way down the road to getting off. We'll still be friends and I might give him another chance or two just to see if maybe it was a fluke, bad timing or something. But talk about disapointment. Tell me I'm not the only one who's been in this situation...

oh yuuuuumm....

Thu, 12 Feb 2004 05:59:48 GMT

So I just spend the last hour or so talking to my boyfriend and sending him pictures of hot androgynous japanese guys. I love having a bisexual boyfriend and talking about how sexy all of these guys are together. It's just so much fun. Then we started talking about how we really need to find another bisexual boy who would want to fool around with us...because we want to suck a cock together at least ONCE. Oh yum.

Oh yeah, and he sent me here. I love being able to drool over things like that with him.

The fact that he wants a cock in his mouth makes him that much hotter to me. That and it's funny how when I complain about the random cock sucking urges that I get how he can completely and totally relate. It's awesome.

Too bad he is a country away right now. I could use some sex. Damnitall.

I WANT SEX! A hot nasty threesome with two boys...MMMMMM!!!

Come roll with me

Thu, 12 Feb 2004 05:17:43 GMT

I lost my virginity when I was 16..the summer before my junior year.
During that time my neighbors still had their dog and would take week long vacations. So they would leave me to be in charge taking care of their dog. That meant I had a key. So my first and I snuck out of our houses around 3AM, and went into my neighbors house.
We fucked for two hours on their bed. It was a hot sweaty, practically all positions kind of sex. He left a lil white stain on their sheets from the condom dripping.

I have never had sex in a non-risky place, or during a non-risky situation.

Wed, 11 Feb 2004 04:03:14 GMT

heyy!!!!! im kaylee and this is myy firrrrrst time posting here.
ok well im 18 & from miami and my bf and me LUUUUUUUVVVVV sex!!!
espically really kinki sex.
so we were having anal sex doggy style cuz thats like the best way to fuck..
i luv anal!
so anyway he told me to lean up
and so i did
then he started giving me the himlick manuver!!!!
omgggggggg it felt soooo wonderful.
i puked all over his legs and rubbed it in w/ my hands.
he luvvvved it soo much!
aftrwardz he gagged me w/ a sock, handcuffed me to the bed and fucked me regular style w/ him on top.

anyone else like to give the himlick manuver while havin anal?!!?

suitable for this community i thought...

Wed, 11 Feb 2004 02:44:32 GMT

Your Candy Heart Is "Kiss Me"

You're a romantic at heart - which is quite sweet

You fall quickly and often for many people you meet.

While you're romantic, you've been know to crawl up with a dirty book

Warning to all: You're not as innocent as you may look.

What Naughty Candy Heart Are You?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

i look innocent? thats news to me...

Tue, 10 Feb 2004 23:59:52 GMT

i am new here and i thought i might share with you guys if ya need it...:

http://members.mikesapartment.com

Username: boosexs848
Password: daamezc219

please use and tell code to your friends..
and please tell me if it doesn't work (= enjoy!

also just wondering, what age did you all lose your virginity? ok that's all.. Thanks!

Tue, 10 Feb 2004 22:53:18 GMT

One of the creepiest things I've seen in awhile...

not work safe (is anything in this group?)

treat me right bitch.

Tue, 10 Feb 2004 17:41:16 GMT

I'm new and i love sex. i'm trying to join all the sex communities i can and make some new friends here.. I have a greatestjournal, and own Two sex sites there. One is called OhhhFuckme and the other one is called Ask_a_sexpert...check them out if you ever go to greatestjournal.com... I'm giving up on my sex journal there b/c it takes too much work to keep people interested in what your writing.. sometimes i feel like just saying YEA, I FUCKED TONIGHT. BYE. and other times i go into LOTS of details... my life is getting too busy for that now, so communities fit me well.... well, thats my INTRO....

Girls, how many vibrators do you own?? Which one is your favorite??

I own 7, and my favorite is my Wascally Wabbit...

A confession

Tue, 10 Feb 2004 04:54:12 GMT

My dad gave me some cash when I went home from college this past weekend.

I spent it on porn.

Sex after,,,

Tue, 10 Feb 2004 04:52:20 GMT

So ok,, I went for a swim tonight. Had a good work out in the pool.

after I got home,, my So was horny,,,, ok ok i'm good to go,,,

We dive in and go hard,,,

She stops me after a about 20 minutes becouse her "who-ha" is burning like crazy,,,

after a bit of thinking,,,, i realized it's becouse of me... I didn't shower after getting out of the pool. So i'm guessing that the clorine must have been the burning effect...

lesson learned. Shower after and before you dive in...