Title: 20 Ways to Fuck the System, or, 20 Things About bleach_inc's Nanao and Ichigo.
Author: angels_requiem
Character/Pairing/Group: Kurosaki Ichigo (system__failure) and Ise Nanao (miss_nanao)
Rating: NC-17 for language and sex, but it isn't really smut.
Disclaimer/Notes/Whatever: bleach_inc is an AU Bleach role-playing game that takes place in corporate setting. (For more information, I totally recommend you check it out. It's hilarious.) Nanao is mine, but I totally ganked Ichigo from his player (with permission) to molest him as follows:


( Uncomplicated sex seriously baffled the shit out of Ichigo. )