Jamie, Jay and Annie

Jamie: Jamie strides in, finished with his last exam. He slams the door. "Fuck yeah!" He yells.

Annie: "Well, I'm guessing things went well today." Annie smiles, feeding her son hot dogs.

Jamie: He nods. "Jay, tell Mommy who's the man."

Jay: The boy flaps his arms. "Da!" He tries to take the hot dog pieces from his mother to feed himself.

Annie: She rolls her eyes, "Silly."

Jamie: "Do you want some chick peas buddy?" He goes into the fridge. He'd discovered the boy liked the texture. He puts a handful on the tray. "He can feed himself Annie."

Jay: The boy grabs at the peas. "Da!"

Annie: "Yeah, I usually just give him the frozen green peas. It helps him start chewing."

Jamie: "He likes these better. They are chewy and soft."

Annie: "Trust me."

Jamie: "Watch Annie."

Jay: Jay throws some of the squishy peas at Annie. "Ma."

Annie: She sighs, wiping her hands.

Jamie: "Jay!"

Jay: The boy laughs.

Annie: "Stop teaching him that shit."

Jamie: He shakes his head. "We don't throw things at Mommy."

Jay: Jay makes a face.

Annie: "Don't piss me off please."

Jamie: He glances at her. "I didn't teach that. Jay no!"

Jay: The boy cries.

Annie: She sighs, "You did." She gently holds the boy.

Jamie: "I swear Annie."

Jay: The boy screams, happy to get attention.

Annie: "I'm going to take a nap."

Jamie: "Wait." He spots what his son is doing. "Give me Jay."

Annie: "Take him." She nods to the high chair he was back in.

Jamie: He picks up the boy, putting him on his feet on the floor. "Watch our little faker."

Jay: The boy watches them, sitting down. He carefully lays back, grabbing his feet and screaming. He looks at his mother to make sure she's watching.

Annie: She sighs, watching her son, "I know you."

Jamie: "He's terrible." Jamie kisses her head. "We should go celebrate my last exam.

Jay: The boy decides to stop, getting up. He waddles back towards his high chair and the food. "Ma!"

Annie: "What, baby?"

Jay: He points. "Ha!"

Jamie: Jamie laughs. "Someone's still hungry." He picks the boy up. "You have to be good for Mommy." He puts him back into his high chair.

Jay: The boy promptly shoves a handful of peas and hot dog in his mouth, giggling.

Annie: "It's been a really long day, Jamie."

Jamie: "Let me finish feeding him and then I'll come take care of you?" He had arranged for them to go to dinner, but he didn't want to push her.

Annie: She sighs, "Fine."

Jamie: "Go." He kisses her head. "Love you."

Annie: She nods going upstairs.