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hey let me tell you guys something random
if che jian marries rachel tng and che jian agrees to take her surname
he becomes Tng Jian
TNG JIAN
HAHAHAHA
ok bye
In case there are people who didn't get the text I sent out, please bring $16.50 for the TIOBE play. Nobody replied to the post dated 10th Feb, besides Chi hern and Amanda who have, personally. So please bring the money. Click the lj-cut to see the list of names of people who have to pay. Thank you.
( Read more... )Bernice
Ruizi: Yea Theo, you could go shake your ass in a club. All the guys would love your dancing- ESPECIALLY the INDIANS.
Theophilia Yong Yeun Foon: OH THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW!!!
Hui Shi: I think I'll go shopping...
Ruizi: Ok, I'm fine with shopping, as long as you're not going to any lingerie shops.
Tag: What? I don't mind lingerie shops! (FREUDIAN SLIP)
Ronald: And last year I was dating Tag, but he was having a sick affair with Chi Hern on the side, but so was I... so basically it was a three way gangbang free-for-all.
Vanessa Hang Jing Xuan (After playing her Bboy music at full volume at NLB for three hours and receiving many weird stares): OH GOSH, I'M SORRY GUYS! Can you two hear my music? (Well Vaneh, now you know what the WeAreKIStudentsAndWantToBeTactful Smile looks like, eh?)
Vaneh: Bye! Love you guys!
Ruizi: Yay! FINALLY, someone in this world that LOVES me.
Tag: LOL HAHA GOD I'M SO FUCKING RACIST!
Claire: But you look like a Malay!
Ruizi: Sex is weird. I mean sex is bad. Ah, fuck.
Bonus: Stupid Shit That Tag Did At Bugis
1. Opened his mouth.
2. Tried to pick a fight with Vaneh AND Claire. They had to be restrained before he could get his ass whooped.
3. Tried to convince a 5-year-old kid to jump into the fountain because he was too scared to do it himself. Tried all sorts of inspirational rhetoric like "If you look back on this moment in the future, you'll always regret never taking the plunge!!!' (I don't know Tag, maybe if the kid really regretted not jumping in the ten inch perimeter of the fountain in the future, he could always take the excrutiating trip to Bugis and you know, do it. But he might have been too traumatized after meeting you to ever approach that area again.)
3. When that failed, took a little jump into the fountain, drank from the spout, and then attempted to do an impression of the Merlion. Tried to spit on another little kid and freaked him out.
4. Later spit the water back into the spout, basically contaminating the entire water cycle.
5. When Vaneh and I were waiting for him outside Bugis so we could do something of paramount importance, burst out from inside as she was calling him to scream at him for being such a late bastard, and pounced toward (NOT ON) her. She screamed like a little girl (she'll deny it) and jumped back far enough to pass her standing broad jump.
6. After buying stuff at Bugis Street, tried to give Vaneh a nice surprise by buying her a drink even though she said she didn't want one. When he came back and tried to hide the drink behind his back and talk some sweet sounding cock, the straw was poking out from the top.
7. Gave me shitty directions to Raffles City, causing me to walk for like twenty minutes before finding the goddamned place. Or was that Vaneh? Either way, couldn't have been my fault because I have an AWESOME SENSE OF DIRECTION.