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[17 Aug 2005|11:42am]

staceyd_mofo
Stupid convo of the day:

"I need to go to the funeral store..."

"Don't you mean 'furniture store'? What are you going to do...buy dead bodies to sleep on?!"
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Stolen from B-Chan... [15 Aug 2005|02:31pm]

staceyd_mofo
GRYFFINDOR!
You scored 32% Slytherin, 16% Ravenclaw, 60% Gryffindor, and 24% Hufflepuff!
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart.


Gryffindors are known for their courage, audacity, and devotion to what is good and honest.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 72% on Slytherin

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You scored higher than 12% on Ravenclaw

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You scored higher than 73% on Gryffindor

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You scored higher than 22% on Hufflepuff
Link: The Sorting Hat Test written by leeannslytherin on Ok Cupid
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Another one... [04 Aug 2005|09:21am]

staceyd_mofo

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NMNUNRS&vmid=KZHERYN&code=BEHLNSE

 

This is becoming one of my favorite things to do in the A.M...scan my hot or not list that's in my SPAM box.  ^_^  I like finding the loser people and making fun of them...

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[01 Aug 2005|10:21am]

staceyd_mofo

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GYB8GUS&vmid=KZHERYN&code=BEHLNSE

 

What the fuck?!  I do get the wierdos, most definitely.

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[28 Jul 2005|01:19pm]

staceyd_mofo
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 50% on brainwashworthy

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You scored higher than 51% on antitolerant

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You scored higher than 74% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
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[27 Jul 2005|02:37pm]

staceyd_mofo
A bit of horoscope personality fun!Collapse )
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For Shaun... [26 Jul 2005|12:15pm]

staceyd_mofo

This is for you, Shaun.  Would you still bang her if she looked like this?  Haha!

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Mullet of the Day! [21 Jul 2005|02:01pm]

staceyd_mofo

Dyke Mullets

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[21 Jul 2005|10:11am]

so_new
Friday is coming on quickly....*insert suspenseful music here*

what ever happenned to mullet of the day? I miss the mullety goodness.
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[21 Jul 2005|10:00am]

staceyd_mofo
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[20 Jul 2005|11:56am]

staceyd_mofo

Ilene sent this to me :

 

http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/5348/klaves9hf9xt.gif

 

For all of us office workers out there!

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[18 Jul 2005|03:21pm]

staceyd_mofo
A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his glass in the air pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces while it is still in the air.
He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice. Viva Mexico!"

An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to pieces while it is still in the air. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either!Praise Allah!"

A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Budweiser and drinks, throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't
need to drink with the same ones twice! God Bless the USA!"

That was a joke sent to me from Sarah :)
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[12 Jul 2005|04:30pm]

staceyd_mofo
According to Dave Chappelle there are really only 4 ways to please a man...not 100 like Cosmo claims.

1. Give head.
2. Fuck.
3. Make some food.
4. Don't talk so much.


...and I completely agree...

What would make girls happy?

1. Give head.
2. Fuck.
3. Make some food.
4. Don't talk at all.
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[11 Jul 2005|03:30pm]

tushyt
come join
 _we_r_beautiful
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[08 Jul 2005|01:20pm]

staceyd_mofo

I am:
70%
Republican.
"I bet you'd like Democrats okay if they wouldn't keep handing out your paycheck to urban welfare cheats, right? (And you probably don't want me to be saying anything about 'urban' being some kind of code word, I bet.)"

Are You A Republican?
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Tonights EyE CaNdY [07 Jul 2005|08:45pm]

tushyt
Guy (I find him extremely hott for some reason...):
http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac99035/art/hdwp.jpg

Girl:
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1041990231412_2003/01/13/E-jones2,0.jpg

Guy and Girl:
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/troy/30.jpg
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Found this in someone's info... [26 Jun 2005|05:56pm]

staceyd_mofo

title or description

 

Haha!

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HaHa [23 Jun 2005|09:58pm]

tushyt



Your Orgasms Are 60% Great



While you are getting off some, your orgasms have mind blowing potential.

Slow down, experiment, and don't be afraid to let go.

You've got a screaming, kicking orgasm inside of you.

You just have to let it free!


How Good Are Your Orgasms?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
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Humiliated [23 Jun 2005|05:38pm]

angeleyescu
[ mood | embarrassed ]

I have never been so humiliated in all my life as I was tonight.  Ever since Sunday when I started my birth control pills, I have felt nauseous.  Today, I didn't start to feel nauseous until late afternoon.  So, on my way home tonight, I stopped at Price Chopper to cash my paycheck.  I walked in the store and started feeling even more nauseous.  As I was waiting on line to cash my check, I felt like I was going to barf, so, I ran down to the end of the store and into the girls bathroom.  As I was walking in, a lady was walking out, and another lady was walking in, and I could not wait because I was feeling more sick by the moment.  So, I then left the girls bathroom and ran into the guys bathroom where I threw my guts up.  My mom's husband who also works at Price Chopper saw me going in and coming out of the guys bathroom.  Thank God that nobody was in the guys bathroom, but after I came out, people were standing there looking at me as they were waiting to go in.  I think that they heard me barfing.  God, that has got to be my worst most humiliating public expereince yet. 

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Racist Moment... [23 Jun 2005|03:48pm]

staceyd_mofo

So, I hung out w/ John last night - my old roommate and he told me this little gem of a story

people like this man should never breed...Collapse )

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