shooting the breeze.
Billy-Bob asked Bubba, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while you
wuz out fishin an' fucked your wife, an' she got pregnant,
would dat make us kin?"
Bubba scratched his head for a bit then said, "I don't think
so.....but it shore would make us even."
According to archaeologists, for millions of years Neanderthal
man was not fully erect. That's pretty easy to understand
considering how ugly Neanderthal woman was.
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "That works for me, as long as you are still a little
warm when I shove it up your ass."
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old
slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As
she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her
patience grew thin.
At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their
room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left
the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling
voice, "Who was that?"