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[ D ]
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[ E ]
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ender642
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gone_b4_u_wake
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[ H ]
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[ M ]
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[ N ]
nanashipt
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nijuukyugou

[ O ]
ocean_symphony
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odfigs
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ohwhatcontrast
olde_skool
orrostar
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oxymoronicism

[ P ]
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pink_flowerpots
pinkcilicone
pinkmoonisland
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portions_foxes
proloto
pseudo_villain
pyro19

[ Q ]
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[ R ]
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rainechan
ratoncongata
reallyinl0ve
red0wing0fan
resol37
ribbit_chic
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romanticxnight
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theblumuffin
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tokimi
toot_ricky
toxic_abyss
triangle_box
truly_savvy_ehh
try_me_
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[ U ]
ubiquit0us
unsold_capacity

[ V ]
vampyregrrl

[ W ]
wannabe_sedated
weathered_veins
weblazeawayy
why_so_cliche
wishingitwasyou
wolkenstreit
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[ X ]
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Songs [Wednesday
June 17th, 2009 at 11:21am]

evening_dew23
[ mood | mischievous ]

Ok I'm looking for ideas of horrible song combinations. My friend and I are building a Cd that is an effort to mentally torture co-workers (there is a reason for this). The songs themselves don't have to be horrible but have to go badly together, i.e. we were thinking of putting Golddigger right after a Barry Manilow song.

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Obviously not smarter than a 5th grader. [Thursday
December 4th, 2008 at 10:11pm]

rainechan
Alright. There's obviously something we're not seeing.

There's a puzzle in a Russian kids book for 5th graders, and you have to find the defining characteristic for each group of objects. The first one had metal, the other had ovals, the third had furniture... but we just can't get the last one.

A whale, a penguin, a boot, a piano, and a train.

Any ideas?

It's bugging us. We think that we're thinking too complicated, and not simple enough, like a 5th grader would.

Why we're doing 5th grade Russian puzzles is beyond me.

Raine
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Anyone lurking? [Monday
November 24th, 2008 at 12:37am]

unsold_capacity
I'm doing a research paper for a psychology class and found something very ... interesting, from a certain perspective.

It sounds like something out of a really, really nerdy bondage dungeon ;)

A two-point aesthesiometer, a von Frey aesthesiometer, and a blindfold were used. A thumb-index finger opposite device was also used. It consisted of various pound-test monofilament fishing lines affixed to, and freely hanging from, a wire stand. Small, medium, and large latex examination gloves were used.


Thompson, P.B. & Lambert, J. V. (1994). Touch sensitivity through latex examination gloves. The Journal of General Psychology 122(1), 47-58.
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So excited!!! [Saturday
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:18pm]

rainechan
[ mood | chipper ]

Guess what I found waiting for me today:

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809791044/video/10774936

I can't wait!!!

Raine

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Quick question to those technology dorks! [Monday
September 22nd, 2008 at 3:01pm]

rainechan
Who better to ask than you guys, hm?

Does anyone know if it's possible to have all comments made in a community e-mailed to the owner (regardless of whether they're in reply to a post they've made, or a post made by another member)? And if so, how? A friend wants to know, and, quite frankly, I have no idea.

On another note, boy, it sure has been quiet here for a while... How is everybody doing? What's new? What are you all up to?

To sum things up, I work, work, work (I am a CSM at Wal-Mart), try and get in some good ol' D&D when I can (I'm a blind Spellthief! Ha!), am moving into a house soon (Woo hoo!), and am totally addicted to watching Raising the Bar and Law & Order (It's my husband's fault! I never used to watch TV!)

Lets get the community rolling, again!

Drop me a line! (and preferably an answer to the question, tee hee!)

Raine
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Active?! [Tuesday
September 16th, 2008 at 9:55pm]

nanashipt
http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

I can't believe this wasn't posted! o_o
omgwtflol

It's here! [Tuesday
July 29th, 2008 at 10:29pm]

rainechan
[ mood | excited ]

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/07/29/harry-potter-and-the-half-blood-prince-the-trailer-has-arrived/

Just the teaser trailer, but... I'm so excited!

Raine

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[Saturday
July 19th, 2008 at 11:41am]

celticlegend
[ mood | ecstatic ]

http://www.drhorrible.com/

Neil Patrick Harris.

Nathan Fillion.

........SINGING!

Joss Whedon is a god among dorks and interwebz.

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My once in a blue moon post. [Saturday
July 5th, 2008 at 1:51pm]

rainechan
[ mood | sore ]

I just -love- how observant I am of the little things.

I work at a Comic Shop for my second job, and, before going in on Saturday mornings, I have breakfast at the Coney Island next door. Now... I usually always have the same thing, and rarely look at the menu, let alone the front page. But one day I did. And I noticed, in their address, that they had a strange zip code.

Now... being originally from Canada, I know that depending on the street or block or section of the city you live in, you can have a different postal code. But I also learned that each city here (well, maybe not each, but most) has its own zip code. So when I saw the different zip code than what I'm used to, I asked my husband if there was another zip code to the city that I didn't know about. He didn't know, so we asked the waitress. She didn't know (not being from the same city to begin with) so we asked the cook. Apparently I spotted a printing mistake that nobody else ever had. I was proud of myself.

Yesterday we went to eat at Red Robin for supper. They have advertisement blocks that I just love to read (you can even read the random nonesense on the bottom! It told me that it was impossible for me to clap my hands while holding the cube. Which is true). As supper progressed, i continually glanced to one advertisement, which was basically a gourmet burger created by a kid.

A la francais.

When the waitress came to give us our bill, I told her that I was french, and that (aside from the lack of a "ç", which most english keyboards can't produce, anyway) there should be an E at the end of the word, making it "francaise", since francais was used as an adjective and not a noun.

She said that she was also french, and that I was right. Apparently she is from Quebec, just like me!

I find spelling/grammatical mistakes all the time with anglicized french. As someone who IS french, it annoys me to no end. Anybody else wish they were official spelling/grammar/whatever checkers for certain companies?

Raine

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[Sunday
June 1st, 2008 at 3:11pm]
chemical_laser
[ mood | amused ]

I made plans over a month ago to take my sons to Washington DC to see the sights. When I got there, I learned that the DNC's Rules & Bylaws Committee was planning to meet and the Clinton campaign was planning to protest. When I looked up the site of the meeting, I learned that it was going to be at a Marriott hotel just a block from the National Zoo, where I was already planning to take the kids on Saturday.

We went by the protest to see what was going on and weren't disappointed.

Pictures from the protest can be found here.

I also managed to snag a few videos.

Cut for vidsCollapse )

Good times, good times.

(X-posted from chemical_laser)

omgwtflol

some people [Thursday
May 29th, 2008 at 5:36pm]
chemical_laser
[ mood | quixotic ]

x-posted from chemical_laser
There hasn't been much posted here lately. That's a shame.

Anyway:
Some people are performers. Their entire life is one big performance and the entire world is their stage. Some people know how to make it seem as if time is standing still. Sometimes that is good. Other times it is not.

Take, for example, the guy I ran into while waiting to get a cup of coffee early last Saturday morning in O'Hare Terminal 3. For reasons that will become immediately clear, let's call him Dr. Feelgood.

Dr. Feelgood's storyCollapse )

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sigh [Wednesday
May 14th, 2008 at 10:39pm]

jordanfstop
I am a volunteer(sometimes paid) EMT for an ambulance corps in Rockland County NY. We're the busiest and most respected corps in the county. However, can you spot the grammatically incorrect mistake on the ambulance?

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;P Fleece-y [Friday
April 4th, 2008 at 4:34pm]

morning_town
[ mood | bouncy ]

So this weekend I'm going to a convention, I-Con, at my college.
Big fun thing. Anime, Sci-Fi, a bit of a Ren Fair~ It's just a mosh posh.

Today I spent about 4 hours making a hat to wear tonight, however I'm not sure if it looks so great.
So I figured I'd ask you dorktastic people, because, of course, it's a dorky hat.


I decided to make a Pikmin hat. Pikmin, those cute little buggers~ I, myself, have never played the game, but they're cute.


I picked the blue one, because he's cuuute.
But useless, from what I hear.

Hattastic!Collapse )

Edit: I wore the hat, and quite a few people commented it, and others asked me where I got it. ;D
What made me happiest is that people knew what I was. XD
Thanks for your inputz!

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April Fools daaaayyy [Tuesday
April 1st, 2008 at 10:46pm]

morning_town
So, soon ends the day of fools, and I was one of them.

Damn interwebz.

I have seen, and slightly fallen for:
- Smosh claiming they are being sued by the Pokemon creators for 2 million dollars. (I had some doubts, but this was the one I believed the most)
- YouTube Rick Rollin' everyone with their Featured Videos
- Biff being drawn in a different way. Luckily he disabled comments so it wasn't ruined, unlike Smosh.
- xkcd going some place else. This one confused me so badly!

The internet is a silly place, but I didn't fall for anything in real life.

What about you guys? Anything?
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A call to arms... [Wednesday
March 19th, 2008 at 6:08pm]

cortie
[ mood | aggravated ]

Hey guys.

Because eljay is doing it's retarded content-nazi thing again some fandom members are participating in a Content Strike on the 21st (Friday) from 12am-12am (GMT).

During these 24 hours you don't post anything (self explanatory, yeah?). Not a mandatory thing, obviously, but it is important to me and many of the other members of various fandoms. So if you are sick of eljay screwing with what we can and cannot post based on skewed ideas and morals, participate in the Strike and stand up for fandom ... or freedom. Just stand up. We just want them to take notice that we don't like what they're doing and that if it continues, we'll take our members elsewhere.

So. Content Strike March 21, 2008. Show eljay who's boss. "0 posts, 0 comments, any questions?"

Thanks guys.

x-posted to my own journal.

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Dorky happenings [Saturday
March 15th, 2008 at 10:31pm]

jozabad
Last year I told you about this after the fact... this year, I'm able to provide you with a little more advanced notice. ;)
The next H.P. Lovecraft Commemorative Service will take place on Sunday, March 30, 2008, at 3pm at the Ladd Observatory in Providence, RI. Featuring local authors, actors, and fans of weird fiction, the service has included song, poetry, and readings from the works of the Man of Providence, Howard Phillips Lovecraft (August 20, 1890 – March 15, 1937). Yes, today marks the 71st anniversary of his death.
For more details on this event, contact:
Carl L. Johnson, Director, H.P. Lovecraft Commemorative Activities Committee
(401) 732-4870
email: ConstableCJ@hotmail.com

You can read about my own adventures from last year's event right here. I also have a few pictures from around the observatory... so even if you're not into Lovecraft, you might like a few of the antique astronomy instruments and such.
omgwtflol

[Saturday
March 15th, 2008 at 9:47am]
chemical_laser
[ mood | accomplished ]

X-posted from chemical_laser.

One of my all-time favorite web sites is Peep Research - a site that specializes in demonstrating the effects of various environments and experiments on everyone's favorite Easter candy - marshmallow Peeps.

I've always wanted to do some Peep testing of my own. Last year, when my research group was doing some outdoor laser testing, I had hoped to shoot some Peeps with a high power fiber laser. Unfortunately, the testing took place in May and the Peeps had already been pulled from the shelves.

Yesterday, while grocery shopping I saw that they were back and grabbed a few packages.  I brought them into work along with a dozen donuts - the team was excited and ready to go.


Overall, we learned two things.  First, shooting Peeps with a laser is a lot of fun.  Secondly, laser irradiated Peeps taste like toasted marshmallows.

Some days scientific research is more fun than others.  

Future tests are being planned - we'll probably be employing one of our ultra-short pulsed lasers and then (eventually) a state-of-the-art multi-kW continuous wave Ytterbium-doped fiber laser.
omgwtflol

3.14159 [Thursday
March 13th, 2008 at 10:17pm]

morning_town



You all knew it was coming.

Happy Pi Day!

Post your Pi frivolities here?
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If the year is divisible by 4 but not 100 or is divisible by 400, we have a leap year. [Friday
February 29th, 2008 at 6:58pm]

sicnarf
<?php

$thisYear = 2008;

if ($thisYear % 4 == 0 && $thisYear % 100 != 0 || $thisYear % 400 == 0)
  echo $thisYear . " is a leap year. :D";
else
  echo $thisYear . " is not a leap year. D:";

?>
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[Thursday
February 21st, 2008 at 7:35pm]

bleakcreation
You Know you Love it: Tor has started a free sci-fi classic download list. You just have to sign up here (http://www.tor.com/Default.aspx).

It's completely delicious, I swear.
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