2 RHCP; Guster; Weezer; Radiohead; Jimi Hendrix; Rage Against the Machine; Barenaked Ladies; Modest Mouse; Cake; MATLOCK.
3 Fight Club; Donnie Darko; The Matrix; Pulp Fiction; Toy Story; Fern Gully; The Boondock Saints; X-Men 2; The Best of Will Ferrell; Best of MATLOCK.
4 A Separate Peace; Animal Farm; A Farewell to Arms; The Five People You Meet In Heaven; Green Eggs and Ham; honorable mention MATLOCK (read by mitch-on-tape).
5 Republican (I could never call myself a democrat and still respect myself)
6 beeyawtch i dun know how to do that
7 1 i'm hawt 2 duh hawt is my middle name 3 look up the definition in Webster's (hint: hawt - [adj] dan)
8 pleeeyeze i'm too hawt to know how to do that
9 its already there, bitch